Mike Ahearn

A He/Him Nattering Nabob of Negativism

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

""It is going to be difficult for my Republican friends to keep calling President Biden feeble, while he continues to take Speaker McCarthy's lunch money in every negotiation." - Matt Gaetz

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Release the Epstein files.

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@JillianMichaels @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Because they followed due process. You really think they were breaking down people's doors and we just didn't hear about it?

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

And @Speedway, if it is your policy to deny service to people who don't respect due process, and you have locations in the DFW area, let me know. That's one way to earn my business.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: A Speedway near Minneapolis just KICKED OUT Commander Bovino and his crew as they went in for snacks

Hey @Speedway, is it your policy to DENY service to federal law enforcement officers?

You’re going to end up getting Bud Lighted.

FIX THIS!

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@JDVance The truth is, you moral stain, that Jonathan Ross is a murderer.

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@KenPaxtonTX You're right! I'm voting Talarico, a Christian who ISN'T being divorced on Biblical grounds!

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@RepDavidKustoff @HouseGOP "Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible." - Donald Trump

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@RepFine Now do the Epstein Files.

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@RepTenney Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files and you don't care. Why protect pedophiles?

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@RpsAgainstTrump That's Mike Johnson (R-Murderville), right?

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@NateForUtah Utah seems like an unsafe place. Trump probably needs to send in the National Guard.

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@RepNancyMace 1. Everybody knows that the burning Teslas are part of a false-flag operation.

2. Teslas are pluralized as Teslas[A], not Tesla's.

A. Or tesla, but that's more common for the unit of magnetic flux density.

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@CricketSurfing @SarahLongwell25 Not this constituent

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@KathaleenPortr1 @SarahLongwell25 @JohnCronyn Yes by normal standards but he measures himself against Ted Cruz.

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@RepBethVanDuyne @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @HouseGOP Gas already up twenty cents a gallon from 1/13/25 - #trumpFlation

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@mtgreenee https://t.co/xeiKVoc8N6

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@PMazuke85 @kayleighmcenany No, it's not.

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[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@HawleyMO What's your favorite Slade song? Run Runaway?

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[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@RepMTG MAGA hooligans like Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene submarined a bipartisan border deal for perceived political gain. They don't care about the border; they care about hanging on to power.

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@CaelanConrad Also, I present the meniscus. Subject to wear and tear, and poorly designed for healing itself.

[Mike Ahearn @mfahearn]

@joe_jo4 True, but given his base incompetence, he may have done us an inadvertent favor.