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Elder statesman

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@HeerJeet @daveweigel Also a lot of cases where the right of the Democratic party may be more suspicious than the left

[Gay Gay Hunsecker @stockpiledclay]

Watched Damn Yankees the other day and I think this is the craziest move I’ve ever seen anyone hit

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@ettingermentum Trump occasionally suggests liberal immigration policies like green cards for all international students, but he's good at just pretending he never said stuff.

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@daveweigel @JeremyKonyndyk Leahy certainly thought Biden was violating the Leahy laws

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@lib_quotes1 @commie_quotes It's so old New York Jew to call Jesus a Puerto Rican name.

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@souljagoyteller But obviously things would be better if the Irish voluntarily moved to France or Spain

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@admcrlsn Cassidy?

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@simongerman600 Did the Dutch only find out about the funny bone recently?

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@ECaballeroq @aseisfree Germans: "we can never forgive the Palestinians for what we did."

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@doomscroll_x Helvetica is us (silent gen)

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@trouble_man90 She didn't talk about it much, but the 2024 platform removed some of the more progressive planks from 2020 such as abolishing the death penalty.

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@AliAbunimah @BarackObama You knew him socially, right?

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@HeerJeet We can't risk losing their stabilizing influence in Sudan, Ethiopia, and Yemen

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@chi_urbanist The sixth city!

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@adamscochran @simongerman600 There's a lot of people who just don't understand what maps are

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@ettingermentum Has he replaced Buttigieg as the guy liberal boomers want their kids to be like?

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@gbrumfiel Can you get imagery from non-US providers?

[Save the Children UK @savechildrenuk]

It's been reported that an Israeli court ruled Walid Ahmad, a Palestinian child who died while detained in an Israeli prison, was 'likely starved'. He was held for six months without charge.

Sadly, such ill-treatment is not unusual. It is unconscionable that any child should be treated this way.

❗ Content warning: child sexual violence and abuse

Palestinian children are the only children in the world to experience systematic prosecution in military courts. It’s an abusive, inhumane prosecution system, where children are being physically, emotionally and sexually abused, humiliated and starved in Israeli military detention.

The UK Government should publicly call for the release of all Palestinian children arbitrarily detained and call for an end to Israeli military authorities arresting, detaining and prosecuting children.

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@MaoistGorilla @buckadeath She's real. She just doesn't wear the standard army uniform, because she's Trump's personal bodyguard.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.