Max

I laugh until my head comes off / swallow until I burst

[Max @mfrosbot]

*quality content forthcoming*

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[Max @mfrosbot]

@trader_tony_ Youre right and you should say it!!!

[Ben @perma___ben]

JVN: “Wearing a shirt backwards is an act of bravery. Its a resistance slay, mama! It’s a way of saying—hello world, this is who *I* am!”

Pelosi: “Yes. :). Great. Thank you for coming to Congress today Weird Al. Your mission is so important”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i've learned a lot about myself this year. which is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to somebody

[Max @mfrosbot]

@trader_tony_ I would really rather not imagine that actually!

[Bitzel @BitzelYT]

elon musk should walk around in public more often. get his mind off things ,

[Max @mfrosbot]

The Broom of the System (David Foster Wallace, 1987)

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker on Randy Fine: “I think he needs to get on Ozempic. Actually, I think he should keep eating. Let’s see how far this goes. He’s basically Israel the person. He’s just constantly expanding into territory he has no right being inside of”

[pHiycrtyl @iycrtylph]

get this through your thick fucking heads: technology never shortens labor time on its own. no boss ever has said, "ah, now that these machines have production more efficient, i guess i can let my workers work less." only class struggle shortens labor time.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

can someone please actually pull it off. this used to be one of your country’s core competencies. sondheim wrote a great musical about it, which was treated very unfairly

[brian @brianonhere]

maybe this is controversial but i don’t think it’s fair to describe it as “millennial gray” when we were primarily victims of it, not perpetrators. that’s like calling phone addiction “Gen Z Ailment” or lead poisoning as “Gen X Water”

[Disappointed Donna @dddonnnaaa]

When it does happen, I hope it’s not on a holiday. I want it to have its own day, because it will be a world wide celebration.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

donald trump is starting a war in venezuela for oil because he is a pedophile war criminal who wants to kill everyone on the planet

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

Seriously.

Impeach and Remove.

No fucking joke.

Starting a war without Congressional Approval is impeachable.

Remove the fat MF with declining health.

He’s trying to destroy the world just because he’s dying.

Remove him.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

I would simply like my country to stop starving and killing people. And I would like US liberals to stop aiding this regime of violence by constantly propping up its moral logic and acting as if there’s some “human rights” or “democratic” “international order” the US is defending

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

@mattworkman A prompt engineer is a gambling addict who thinks they have a system.

[heidi @heytherenrds]

homer of a lonely bart

[Martha Lincoln @heavyredaction]

I am horrified at the continuous efforts by Democrats—!!— to rehabilitate the notorious legacies of Reagan, George HW Bush, and George W Bush. Each of these presidents was a regressive union-busting war hawk, paving the way to the present moment. It’s harmful to pretend otherwise

[Colin @Colin_d_m]

I was on a train across China with an English teacher eager to talk about all the new construction.

When asked about opposition, she said the elderly always oppose it so they have a public hearing for them to complain. Then they ignore them and build.

America must do the same.

[im ave @tsve_]

im not tapping anywhere to ask grok anything