mike

[mike @mgoss79]

@anactualwalnut Dammit. Lol

[mike @mgoss79]

@meechone Jerry Jones made her do it.

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

he never killed people just nazis

[🏈A Mandalorian🏀Your Sports Fantasy Girl⚾️ @sexysportslover]

I’ve been getting weekly massages and have not once been offered a happy ending… I don’t even think they have an ice cream machine

[mike @mgoss79]

@tiramisutoni Shooters gonna shoot

[mike @mgoss79]

@brollbenny Fucking classic movie with a hell of a cast.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Wouldve definitely gave lil homie a plate. I could never turn a kid away who wants food. And I’d ask him if he wanted to learn to grill and if he did,I’d ask his parents if it’s cool if he comes by and helps the next time we grill. Grilling is fellowship. Grilling is community.

[mike @mgoss79]

@platwastaken_ @rainassingh There is no prize for being "noble". You shouldn't compromise your self worth, happiness, and peace of mind being noble. Speaking as someone that's been through it and wanted them to realize their "mistake" and come back.

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

let’s find out jeff

[mike @mgoss79]

@ParmaJawnCheese Hes not a villain. He's just the new Lance Stephenson. Just being a dickhead for clout and attention.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[mike @mgoss79]

@ParmaJawnCheese LaNce

[Sibil🦅💚🖤 @Sibil_27]

Mother’s Day was founded in Philadelphia.

[mike @mgoss79]

@brollbenny @kaymbeals Do Zerchers and you're entering a whole new level of both feeling like a bad ass and a complete bitch while fighting for your life.

[mike @mgoss79]

@PhillyTheBoss The Sixers ownership group, more than any other in the city, blatantly doesn't give a shit about the city or it's fans. Only cares about making as much money as possible.

[mike @mgoss79]

@BauceSauce Your body will adapt to the deficit... Once you hit a plateau after a couple of cuts, you'll actually need to increase calories and you'll notice you'll actually still lose. Weight/fat loss isn't linear. Have to keep making small adjustments when you hit plateaus.

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions