hannah

Sweet like a cactus.

[hannah @mhannahmayhem]

I can’t believe everyone’s mad at Sydney Sweeney for …. having relatives when Bennifer *just* had a plantation wedding and all the white Peloton instructors are getting box braids for Burning Man?

[hannah @mhannahmayhem]

@birknsocks How elite can their university be if they’ve not heard of… consulting

[John Erler @elkmating]

The only group to have a Top 10 single about Sept. 21st.

[hannah @mhannahmayhem]

Men love to tell you how much something is going to cost at the Home Depot

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

Why haven’t we thought about this before?

[Cat Cardenas @catrcardenas]

it's that time again... when people who've never set foot in the South are suddenly experts on it. go become an expert on gerrymandering, voter suppression, talk to some organizers & help them raise funds before you say that a *very* diverse swath of the country "deserves" this.

[hannah @mhannahmayhem]

First live show in 19 months and there are still bros that will sit behind you and announce “This song is about Lake Charles!” “He’s gonna play ‘Outfit’ next “ (@JasonIsbell did not play ‘Outfit’ next)

nature did not have to heal *this* much

[hannah @mhannahmayhem]

I once got in a fight with G Gordon Liddy over reusable water bottles (he was against) and that was probably when I should've left this website it has been all downhill from there.

[Kate Washington @washingtonkate]

If you thought shrimp cereal guy would be the biggest milkshake duck of the week just wait until Victorianist twitter really gets going on the imperialist history of the Suez Canal

[Paint CHiPs @paint771]

@jessesingal @hamishmckenzie @chrisbest Man is nobody faster in ccing bosses or calling for The Mods than the anti cancel culture brigades lmao

[hannah @mhannahmayhem]

lol lol lol lol lol [scream] lol lol lol

[Debra Cleaver @debracleaver]

Today on international women's day i would love to hear from straight women how their lives are improved by dating/marrying straight men. As a lesbian, it seems to me that straight men make your lives harder. But I'm eager to be educated!

[hannah @mhannahmayhem]

@washingtonkate is right and she should say it https://t.co/4b6yMvX0Xg

[Eater Houston @EaterHouston]

While some Texas elected officials are jetting off to Cancun, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee will distribute groceries and bottled water to Houstonians in need starting at 1 p.m. on Thursday https://t.co/gKyq56dJO5

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

How do you boil your water with no electricity?

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

rush dies and then kissinger immediately starts trending and i think that is beautiful