Maria

big dick energy 🖖🏽

[Maria @mia_j97]

Being an extrovert is such an expensive lifestyle

[Maria @mia_j97]

@JorjaMorgan_ @katrinmoody Oui I got katnapped x

[Maria @mia_j97]

“No, I’m not going tonight just a couple pints”…*ends up at rave*

[Maria @mia_j97]

Are my hands stained from my chip butty with curry sauce or my fake tan?#justbritishgirlythings

[Maria @mia_j97]

Imagine having a Valentine

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Tom doing a Troy Bolton has lived in my mind rent free all week #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Big M💎 @mihletshemese]

being broke and unemployed.

[Maria @mia_j97]

Magic Stars > Crack

[Maria @mia_j97]

In conclusion: I’m attracted to the wrong type of people

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I suck at Christmas shopping. I be like
"wow this is sooo cute.......... for me"

[Maria @mia_j97]

@Deliveroo so you won’t refund me for my missing @Starbucks eggnog latte £5.80 but you’ll happily refund people for a missing straw?#daylightrobbery.

[Maria @mia_j97]

About me: “I’m 6’5” and that’s all I needs to know darlin

[T✨ @txadel_]

Sorry but the Iranian team is very beautiful. Sorry. Engerland and god save the king and that but like

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

Independent women DO submit to men. You just have to actually be a MAN.

[Maria @mia_j97]

Why do skinny white boys get me in such a chokehold

[Maria @mia_j97]

@___polygon @caitylowry I believe that may have been the mystery liquid of this week

[Maria @mia_j97]

Another night out…another emergency override needed on my phone due to liquid in the charging port

[Maria @mia_j97]

I was pulling so well last night I even started pulling my for my sister that lives in another city in another country

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

I be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features