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[Brian Guest @brguest20]

BREAKING: Biden sending Ben Shapiro to Florida to dry up all the moisture.

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Deep Fried Twinkie @deepfriedtwinke]

I knew the queen died before the BBC did because the irish blood inside me vibrated like an amber alert

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I just know this will somehow lead to an email where Nancy Pelosi asks me for $15

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Is there gonna be an estate sale

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show @daltondeschain]

if you see something* say something**

* cows
** ”cows”

[eden is online @edenonline_]

god sends his funniest battles to his silliest billies

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

no I DON’T want to check my balance. that is, frankly, none of my business

[💋🪩 @bythepocketful]

i can’t believe liam payne started out pride month like this idk feels homophobic

[★ @niallscnvrse]

everyone on my tl pls stop hating on liam payne i’m tired of liking all the tweets.

[1998hondacoupe @1998hondacoupe]

no membership? no problem. get the fuck out

[James @CaucasianJames]

go off paddington it’s friday

[helena riley @freshhel]

I love how tiktok is like do you want to see someone from your contacts doing the most embarrassing shit u have ever seen