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[mia @miajanco]

So since nothing matters and twitter is probably dead, here's my weird dumb art

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

A message from the comptroller!!! File! File! File!! This is not a drill!!! #PACTACT ⁦@DeptVetAffairs⁩ ⁦@WhiteHouse⁩

[WᴶEᴼBᴱB ✌🏼 @thewebbix]

Spread the word to veterans you know who’ve suffered due to exposure to toxic chemicals or byproducts in service!

Time is CRUCIAL to file prior to August 9 to receive benefits including the PREVIOUS year. You can file after as well.
#PACTACT https://t.co/iV8Ow3654t

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

For those of us with ADHD, the shame of its impact on our lives can be overwhelming.

It's like we inhabit a secret world, somehow managing to find a way to keep things going, despite the simplest tasks feeling gargantuan.

Most people don't understand this. I don't blame them for not understanding it; I just think they would be shocked if they could get a glimpse into how we think and live.

[mia @miajanco]

@lingerie_addict Happy birthday 🖤

[yes, really @simonefiii]

he's so bad at... everything

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Best guess: Twitter tried to do something stupid with their API, they messed it up in a way that will take days, so Elon is doing this new “you can only read 600 posts a day” thing as a cover, and he’ll say “after hearing your feedback, we’ve reversed the policy” when it’s fixed.

[Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel @emzorbit]

We’ve Exceeded our Rate of TechBros.

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I AM DOING BUT IN ABSENCE OF A BETTER PLAN I HAVE DECIDED TO KEEP DOING IT

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

very pleased with my shirt today

[mia @miajanco]

@bam_pnw @inihelene It's definitely a thing. I've had friends experience this and it is not a good time

[mariana Z @mariana057]

My 75-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.

After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."

[VotePlanet @vote_planet]

@firstwefeast @Complex @melissamccarthy @Diablo How it started vs how it’s going

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...

[mia @miajanco]

This is what my brain feels like

[mia @miajanco]

I've been listening to @podsavetheuk and uhhh shit is relatable

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

he said lgbtq rights

[jill @jillgutowitz]

when it’s sunday and succession’s not on anymore and also it’s not sunday it’s monday

[mia @miajanco]

@zegtineo I love this so much 😭😭😭