I'm proud to announce my retirement from road cycling.
Why? Because I never died or got hit, and it's only a matter of time before I did.
Cycling is an asymmetric bet in the wrong direction, especially in Texas.
Same with riding motorcycles, which I retired from at 21.
Roughly 40 cents of every $1 the government collects in income taxes now goes toward interest on the $40T national debt.
But bitcoin is the scam, right?