Mild Deutan

Raised on a diet of broken biscuits.

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

Looking for a #Diamantini & #Domeniconi cuckoo clock like this one, if anyone has one to sell please let me know. Thank you!

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

@jayrayner1 Has he ever been right or honorable?

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

If Miles Jupp laughing doesn't make you laugh in turn there's something very wrong with you

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

Statue outside @BBCNews Broadcasting House …

‘The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.’
George Orwell

[John Spiers @squeezyjohn]

STOP your critics from accusing you of behaving like 1930s Germany by seizing control of the national broadcaster and silencing them. @TwopTwips

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Scotland, are you even trying?

[Wodehouse Tweets @inimitablepgw]

To attract attention in the dining-room of the Senior Conservative Club between the hours of one and two-thirty, you have to be a mutton chop, not an earl.

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

@BBCSpringwatch can you please explain this beaviour this morning? It was on my neighbours shed roof, no water on it, they were there for around 10mins on their bellies!

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

@rozio78 @Brands_Hatch Funnily enough I just read this, while not exactly work experience might be worth a call to see if they will! https://t.co/dWAwLP3Stk

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

In Strasbourg, the street signs come with bonus commentary from Muttley.

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

@DWWGALLERY hi, I follow you on IG and think you've been hacked/cloned by a weird crypto thing. I tried to warn you on there but got some weird messages back. Just wanted to flag it with you x

[#Wine Guru🍷 @RealWineGuru]

Stellenbosch Report: Celebrating best of Pinotage & where it can go next: "Pinotage is emblematic of our country and the region of Stellenbosch. As a variety it is also just at the beginning of its own journey." That's how… https://t.co/oYCsrebib7 by @TheBuyer11 #Vino #Wine

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

@nobrightside @mudhoney 100% and you didn’t miss anything not going to another - random great bands but no full on amazing 3 days!

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

I was there, @mudhoney were AMAZING!

[mudhoney @mudhoney]

On August 30, 1992, Mudhoney played the Reading Festival along with Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, @pavement_band, Screaming Trees, @melvinsdotcom, @L7officialhq, @Nirvana, @TeenageFanclub & countless others! Watch "Touch Me I'm Sick" from that day.

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

@Wobbieone @Eurostar @docnat I can't even get the website to load! Have been trying all morning.

[Mild Deutan @michWORD]

Mrs C Rougetel #kentishtown I found your bank card on the floor, please get in touch to get it back - I will ask questions to check it’s you!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

The car crash interview of the year so far - and that’s saying something!

Will these Ministers never learn that defending Boris Johnson always ends badly!

Well done @RidgeOnSunday for not letting go!