Michael Fraser

“Fray-Sir,” you probably know me from my Brendan

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

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[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

I thank god everyday that Jared Fogle didn’t make a “fun” cameo appearance in Happy Gilmore.

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

*busts out the nose hair trimmer:
“Get back in your hole!”

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

*busts out the nose hair trimmer:
“Get back in your hole!”

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

I think my hottest take is Steve Jobs, if he were alive today, would actually fux with the Apple Watch pretty hard

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

Opening Temu and looking at pictures of literal dog shit for 3.49$

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

Watching reality tv just makes me feel like dumb Dr. Manhattan.

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

I thank god everyday that Jared Fogle didn’t make a “fun” cameo appearance in Happy Gilmore.

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

One of the harder things about getting older: you realize your family are the people who know you both the most and the least, and you sorta just have to navigate that strange ocean until you die

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

@thebowtiedai Send

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

"Car 2" Premier today fun and entertaining

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

The Writer’s Guild achieved a historical success this week.

A massive victory for a union of writers.

Writers. Those pencil-biting, insecurity-spouting, defeatist, stereotypically weak nerds.

Now, imagine what YOUR union could achieve.

Demand more. You’re worth it.

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

Thank you, WGA Captains.
Thank you, Drew Carey.
Thank you, everyone who was a hero on the line and beyond.

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

Man, for as tired and shitty as I feel, all I can say is i DID just make Anna Kendrick slightly chuckle like twice, so at least ive got that going for me

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

My nickname in high school

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

It seems all but confirmed at this point that #americanhorrorstory is just some kind of scheme to launder money to world’s most terrible people

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

Has anyone ever actually gone to “movie clips .com”?? There’s no way it’s actually real, right?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Do I agree with Mitch McConnell on everything? No.

But is he a human who deserves our respect as he recovers? Hard no.

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

Pretty friggin rude for @YouTube to show me a completely unprompted ad for dentures on my birthday, of all days.

[Michael Fraser @michael_fraser_]

@nikkibitching This sounds like the first beat of an I Think You Should Leave sketch