Michael K

...Conway realized that the High Lama was very probably smiling. 'Laziness in doing stupid things can be a great virtue,' resumed the whisper.

[Michael K @michael_k]

Got 'em

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

Who cares

[Michael K @michael_k]

As a Certified Rangers Hater, I'm ok with all the Lovecraftian horror vibes from tonight oozing all over that franchise for another couple generations, at least. But if a single one of those fascist walking abscesses violates Pizza Suprema, I will see them in hell.

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

yo they better sage MSG … TWICE … before the Knicks play tomorrow night!!! i’m so serious. i don’t need any of that energy messing with our season

[Michael K @michael_k]

So they actually did a version of Sweet Dee's "suicidal race-baiting" right there at the hate rally, huh. Like dril tweets, there's a Sunny reference for everything.

[Michael K @michael_k]

Feel like PBS programmers may find a way to rerun that American Experience about the 1930's Bund over the next couple nights, no reason.

[Michael K @michael_k]

The NY version of the Brit footy pub crowd meme has landed

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

HOLY SHIT!!!!! PETE ALONSO!!!!

[Michael K @michael_k]

And on the 896th attempt:
Wordle 1,191 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Gritty lives in Philadelphia. That is the context.

[Michael K @michael_k]

Temu Panda
https://t.co/qfrn1JP7jB

[Michael K @michael_k]

That's my GM and my team, baby.

[James Nichols @JamesNicholsNHL]

#NJDevils Fitzgerald on his thought process when identifying quality people to sign/trade for this summer:

“No dickheads.”

[Michael K @michael_k]

@JoshLipnik See also: stretches of Rt 9W, and other woebegone areas just west of the Hudson River in downstate NY, up to Albany. In places it feels like driving through an eerie time capsule.

[Michael K @michael_k]

I am so excitedly, yet apprehensively awaiting the moment the forces of this hellsite discover the actual life path and present circumstances of this girl, my 1993 future wife. The guesses and conjectures all sound close-ish.
I bet we know the real story by Friday afternoon!

[BoiltOwl @nealjclark1]

Falling in love with this sort of girl in 1996 was about the worst thing that could happen to you

[Michael K @michael_k]

You just have to watch out for the giant menacing floating white security balls, and Patrick McGoohan.

[Michael K @michael_k]

@inthefade In the midst of their current comeback tour, it's fun to recall the fact that Pulp was around for years before the Smiths even came into being.

[Michael K @michael_k]

@ZeroSuitCamus The one dude who might have a chance going one on one against the workwear guy.

[Michael K @michael_k]

@ZeroSuitCamus All with that unfathomable amount of drip

[Michael K @michael_k]

@thetonymichaels

[Michael K @michael_k]

@d_feldman The Bath School massacre, while not a shooting and involving an adult madman, is the most horrific missing outlier here. Your point still stands!

[Michael K @michael_k]

True story.

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

THE ORIGINAL SCORPION KICK 🦂

OTD in 1995, Rene Higuita pulled off a perfect scorpion kick at Wembley, introducing the skill to a stunned world 😲

[Michael K @michael_k]

@EBHarrington @TheRickWilson @janecoaston @oneunderscore__ I returned the kettle undamaged! The kettle was damaged when I borrowed it! I never borrowed the kettle in the first place!

[Michael K @michael_k]

One of those magic songs that holds up to looping a couple dozen times.

[Seána @GrantSana]

The Oasis ticket debacle led someone to share on here McAlmont Butler singing ‘Yes’ on an episode of Jooles Holland - I’d never heard the song before. My god what a song. I must have listened to it a 50 times in the last few days.