Michael Sams

Dad, bad guitarist, goofball extraordinaire, music lover, life liver

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@DeRushaJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@deaflibertarian 😢 bummer

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

It’s fiction, avoid

[Dave Davies @davedavieskinks]

I cannot endorse the new Kinks book by Doug Hinman and Andrew Sandoval because there’s misinformation in it about our early recording sessions. I signed some copies for charity before I had read the errors.

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@redheadranting WTF, great community service. They miss reporting a lot of the news so I will use this app

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@GrageDustin Can’t get much uglier, yikes.

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@greg16676935420 Costco cart person close 2nd

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@AaronGleeman We had to put up with all of Varlands bad years until he figured it out then traded him. 😠

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@ScottSteiner Locked in

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@WHENESOTA @tpt @MNExperienceTPT Hopefully they cleaned up the puke piles for the fest

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

Funny story, 1999 get to Paris want to visit Jim. Hop on the subway get off by cemetery and excitedly as the guard where’s Jim. He smiled and said wrong place. Finally did make it. Break on through Mr Mojo Risen

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@WHENESOTA Ate at the St Paul Grill last week, the $50 tab had numerous lines under the total and came to $58 f’ing bucks. What can you do except not go back

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@batcountry1980 Congrats to the Clever Cookie!

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

Should be a national holiday

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Happy Bobby Bonilla Deferral Day: Bonilla is set to collect another $1.193 million from the New York Mets today, as he will each July 1st through the year 2035.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A farmer in rural Ireland noticed that one of his cows would cry for hours every time he left for the train station to pick up supplies.

Moved by her distress, he started taking her with him. To everyone’s surprise, the cow quickly learned the routine. She would calmly wait on the platform while he was away, then joyfully walk home beside him once his train returned.

The heartwarming story has captured the world’s attention, beautifully illustrating that cows are far more than livestock — they’re intelligent, emotional animals capable of forming deep bonds and meaningful routines with the people who care for them.

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@DBurkland @GovTimWalz @KingJames I think Tim is honing his comedic skills

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@KSTP Should have left the car lot there

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@ChrisReeceWX Pool time in Apple Valley

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

You’ve been reminded

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

You lazy fat asses better get off the couch today. Put down the donuts & get your ass in the gym. No excuses.

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@DawnsMission Elephant pants are a dead giveaway

[Michael Sams @michael_sams]

@redheadranting I have as well, down the sidewalk head down scrolling