Random thought as I’m filling up with gas in the middle of nowhere Wyoming at 3:45AM: when you preheat an oven in foreign countries is the temperature in Fahrenheit or Celsius?
@Dr. Linton from anthropology, and responsible citizenship is absolutely crushing it at tappin tavern karaoke right now. I’m responsible af because of this man!!!
Steve Sisk just found out you can jump ahead songs on touchitunes at the bar. My mom goes “Steve you know it’s 50 cents every song you jump ahead?!” Steve “50 cents? Fuck You wanted to spend 4 grand on Super Bowl tickets, I’m gonna spend money to listen to what I want!”
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