Michael Bauer

Co-Founder of MapQuest. Ontology Architect.

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@Teaseryy 15

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Shout out to @wesjbryant, Former Chief of Civilian Harm at the Pentagon. A true warrior, standing rock- solid for the values espoused and the culture cultivated in the first 249 years of America.

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Apparently, our government can't indict a ham sandwich.

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@adammocklerr You are on the right track, @adammocklerr. But it's not about radicalizing young men, but perpetuating their adolescence. Terms like "effete imbecile" from closeted community college graduates are intended to show how grown-up bullies express themselves, not how to grow up.

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@richardblade @Lost80sLive Speaking of Lost 80's, why have I never heard you play the greatest dance song of the 80's, nor anything from the first band to win the MTV Basement Tapes award? Makes me wonder about your credentials. ;). KIDDING! Listened to you for years and love you!

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@Conservalb How is standing with Russia standing for Liberty, Truth, and the American Flag?

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@Liz_Cheney Evil incarnate will do those sorts of things.

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@denverpost - are your TV Listings for 12.4 NHK using Eastern Standard Time? Really appreciate the listings after cutting the cord but now I'm trying to plan my days around Sumo!

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@TroyAikman - Praising Myles Garret is despicable. Guess dirtbags love dirtbags.

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@auth0 - hi. i have an Auth0 Bitcoin Gift Card picked up from a long-ago conference. it has an auth0 url = starting with https://t.co/DlAx6WanyB - followed by an identifier. just wondering if this is possibly redeemable. gotta ask. thanks!

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@ligayamishan - Overall, "The March of the Karens," was excellent, except for the "It's a white person's fantasy that racism is..." section. Are you saying because I have white skin, I inevitably think, dream, and act so contemptuously shallow, subliminally perpetuating racism?

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@johnberman - Lancaster is pronounced with the only stress on the "Laŋ" (back of the throat N) cutting right to "caster". Bonus: Carnegie (as in Andrew) is CarnEgie, not CarNegie, unless "yinz dahntahn", then Carnegie flows just like Lancaster (with tip of the tongue N). :)

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@smerconish - of course, anyone who just attended 6 Jan at WH should not suffer subsequent consequences! Sure, anyone suspected of assault should be presumed innocent in an honest trial. Ranting conspirators, spreading Antifa bullshit, like @DrJohnEastman, should be fed to pigs.

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@thelateshow - you fucking piece of shit. Prop from a Caribbean movie? Go the FUCK back to wherever it is you limey shit-for-brains is from. How DARE you make a joke of a FAMILY bible dating back to the 1800s on this day, the most sacred day in America in 200 years. FUCK YOU

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@JoeConchaTV - Joey, Joey! The Swamp starts at the Sewer. No matter how much L'Air du Temps you splash on, we can all, in the immortal words of miggs: " smell your cunt." Not my cup of tea, tho. I prefer liver. Running out for some fava beans. Chill that Chianti. tssltltltss

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@ReporterAshley - "Many Americans are questioning why Twitter would be allowed to restrict their freedom of speech." Many Americans? Freedom of speech? This is SENSATIONALIST, PANDERING BULLSHIT. These kinds of "intros" were tolerated before 6 Jan - not anymore. Grow up @kdvr.

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@foxandfriends - say bye-bye to your livelihoods #InsurrectionshaveConsequences

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@trustylawyer = Eichmann.

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@IngrahamAngle You should relocate to the burning depths of hell, slave breaker.

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@marklevinshow - Go, Go! Rally the passionate FOR individual, conservative, and religious liberty; Marshal the brave AGAINST media mob, rogue judiciary, and deep state; Bring 'em TOGETHER, shoulder-to-shoulder, in full-throated defense.

Covid will kill most of u retards 1st!