Michael Dumas

Mortgage Banking attorney who likes discussing anything but the law. Once ate an entire pizza out of spite.

[Michael Dumas @michaelbdumas]

@BarryOnHere @3YearLetterman Curse of the Scambino is real

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@DietCoke_Esq

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@RobGronkowski Rob, we need to see you and @IAmSteveHarvey reunite on NYE “for our entertainment”

[WALL ST JESUS @WallStJesus]

$RCL FORBES BULLISH PIECE

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@TMZ Searching for the Epstein files, no doubt

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@fesshole Don’t hate the player

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@KeithCarson Platform(s)?

[Michael Dumas @michaelbdumas]

@DeItaone IRGC clearly feels Cal Raleigh should have won MVP last year

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@3YearLetterman I can’t wait for Kash to start handing out binders in the Rose Garden filled with pictures of ALF

[Michael Dumas @michaelbdumas]

@3YearLetterman Five phrases a commie might utter in conversation

[Michael Shepherd @mikeshepherdME]

BREAKING : Janet Mills suspends her Senate campaign.

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@DietCoke_Esq Military has exclusive contract with PepsiCo

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@ImLeifErickson 100% guarantee Warner would say we’re committed to going even fuller throttle

[Michael Dumas @michaelbdumas]

@3YearLetterman @tim_cook @Tim_Walz @TimTebow @UrbansPintHouse @GropingIn @HomeGoods @PublixJobs @Kash_Patel @JackDaniels_US @Whitesnake RIP to a Legend and Father of the iPhone

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@3YearLetterman @jrpsaki @RealCarrotFacts The tags 💀

[Michael Dumas @michaelbdumas]

I didn’t think Trump could outdo himself from talking about bombing Iran into oblivion while next to the easter bunny, but denying that he was trying to depict himself as Jesus, while standing outside the Oval Office with a door dasher who just brought him two big bags of McDonald’s is Mad Libs-level shit.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

[Michael Dumas @michaelbdumas]

@3YearLetterman It’s an honor to have the Senate President Pro Tem following you

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@BrickCenter_ That’ll make @SportsCenter Top 10

[Michael Dumas @michaelbdumas]

I remember a time when the FIFA Peace Prize actually used to mean something.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

The president of the United States, 8:06 am ET, threatens Iran: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.“

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

How is a person supposed to tell if they are having a psychotic break or not these days?

Everyone else can see the big rabbit listening to Trump talk about bombing Iran, right?