Michael Major

Husband, dad, writer, designer, alpha to border collie.
Blissfully inconsequential, but open to change.

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@Chris_1791 @DailyCaller Well, I mean, they were in a library.

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@PeterSteinberg1 Lush.

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@JasonCT Third

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@miramarsian Nothing more.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Woww👏

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@evanbear20 @mattyglesias Thanks for picking up on that. We try.

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@mattyglesias I got the novel coronavirus and couldn't stop reading for week.

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@danprimack Exciting. Good luck.

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@ncwhm Wow. You can almost hear the rustling of that satin-y fabric as she settled into position.

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@PeterSteinberg1 You're so fortunate. Please share whatever pictures they allow you to take so we can all live vicariously through your experience. 🥲

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@shannonrwatts @MomsDemand Thanks @MomsDemand. Proud to reside in Little Rhody. 4 percent larger at low tide.™

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@taradublinrocks Yup. 🎶It's a put on.

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@andylevy RIP Mr. Bookman.

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@NestaMAZING Read as a Love Shack lyric:
🎶 The whole shack shimmies...

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@CanuckleGame @TimHortons 1. 9. 13.

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@CordeliaCalvert The Seven Habits of Highly-Effectiv... no, wait. Um... The Miracle of Now by... hmmm... or perhaps... (smh) I don't know, give me minute...🤔

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@BallardJamie23 @TawnyMLara Interestingly, I was going to say "Yes Man," which co-stars Zooey.

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@NestaMAZING If I hired a housekeeper, I'd probably clean the house before they showed up.

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@EricIdle Say no more!

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@hlib Hope shines brightest among despair.