Michael Freels

I am me. I've been through. a lot.my past pain has made me the man I am today.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Took my family to the Renaissance Fair on Saturday; today we are all laid up with melancholy humours.

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

Time to torment. Lies all lies. But that's ok . Think your doin some slick shit.

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

Where all them single women in nebraska at. I'm back in the game.#bringonthewomen

[Wiz Khalifa @MrWizKhallifa]

Marijuana is now officially legal in Massachusetts today.

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

Fucked up how an ex can look at you straight faced and lie. I'm high af don't care nemore. Force awakens and some beer . Mmmm. #fuckitall

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

Who is ready to party. ! I'm single. Fuck it I mite at well embrace it. #singleletsmingle

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

Whos high? This guy that's who. 🙋 #highasshit2

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

Happy friday my fellow stoners. @LifeWithWeeed @MrWizKhallifa #smokinjoints

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

I wonder if you can get a life alert necklace to contact your drug dealer. @MrWizKhallifa #fallencantreachmyweed

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

@MrWizKhallifa let's vote for this cat. He's got his shit together # timeforachange

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crooked Hillary's bad judgement forced her to announce that she would go to Charlotte on Saturday to grandstand. Dem pols said no way, dumb!

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

I guess I'll go to work. #gottamakethatmoneymakethatmoney

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Before alarm clocks were invented, people employed as "knocker uppers" made sure you woke up on time for work by knocking on your window.

[Michael Freels @michaelfreels77]

I am high as a mutha fucka! #lifewithweed #releivngsomestress

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(770): Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A 12-year-old Norwegian boy once rescued his sister from a moose attack using skills he learned from World of Warcraft.

[JoPapp @JoPappes]

Anti drug people say that marijuana is more potent than ever....I am okay with this.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wow, the failing @nytimes has not reported properly on Crooked's FBI release. They are at the back of the pack - no longer a credible source

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@CNN is so disgusting in their bias, but they are having a hard time promoting Crooked Hillary in light of the new e-mail scandals.