Michael J. Cusanza

You're killing me smalls!

[Thomas Morstead @thomasmorstead]

Next jersey is for my #Saints family.
This jersey is game worn (from 2014 I think).
RETWEET TO WIN!

Will announce winner at start of 3rd quarter.
Thanks for helping raise awareness and money for @TeamGleason
#PuntForALS

[Thomas Morstead @thomasmorstead]

Giving a signed jersey away to someone who RETWEETS this in the next hour.

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

@flyneworleans why would you disable your instrument that helps planes land in fog... during a week of terrible fog

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

@LordKhaotic So you hate Charity?

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

@SeattleKraken New Orleans!

[Kevin Allman @KevinAllman]

The Superdome has elected a new Pope

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

@Entergy is doing some shady stuff with my bill. The power was out for 10 days yet I had a higher bill than the previous two months.

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

*Takes a deep breath*
*Takes another*
*Whispers softly*
Drew....
*a little louder*
Drew Brees....
*huge exhale, back to normal voice*
Drew Brees Ewing Theory.

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

@CoxHelp you suck! I can’t even load a tv app to watch football. It’s been a week of this trash.

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

@CoxComm you suck. I’m missing football. I can’t even load a web browser right now.

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

Immortal

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Just landed at LAX and here’s the scene

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

Yea I totally do this for scary movies

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

I can't wait for OLD to come out so that I can read the wikipedia page and find out why they don't just leave the beach

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

So the NCAA:

Sent shorthanded NC State team on the field Friday

In a jammed stadium with 20,000 people

Cancelled the season at 2am

Sent Survive/Advance tweet

Isn’t testing/quarantining Vandy players/coaches who were around NCSU

Providing zero public info

Sounds about right

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

This is garbage

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

NCAA Statement from Division I Baseball Committee:

The NCAA Division I Baseball Committee has declared the Vanderbilt-NC State Men’s College World Series game scheduled for Saturday, June 26 at 1 p.m. Central time a no-contest because of COVID-19 protocols. #CWS

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

This @NCAACWS championship now has an * because the hottest team in college baseball was deemed ineligible

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

Cool, we wasted another year with Zion... cool

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Pelicans have been eliminated from playoff contention.

[Michael J. Cusanza @michaeljcusanza]

@kamdroberson Pats trading out the first round

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

good morning to the undefeated seattle mariners

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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