Michael

Sr Staff Security Engineer | Author of Azure Cloud Native Infra | Whisky enthusiast

[Andrew Baggarly @extrabaggs]

Sorry Dave, but you’re a grifter and an attention seeker. Congrats, now you have more attention. I hope it’s everything you ever dreamed of! 💦

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

@HalToHell https://t.co/kHYxNxoPro

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

You go to work to go to meetings and then you go home to actually do work.

[Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン @rakyll]

If your expectation from your individual contributors to sit at meetings for 8 hours a day, you don’t have an IC role for them. Ask them to be a manager and stay honest!

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

Booked a @united award flight and asked if I could pay for an upgrade. Because of airline policy, I can't pay to upgrade even though 10% of Business Class is open.

Me: @united take my $$$$
@united: It's ok, we're good.

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

Finally fixed at 11:12am PDT (18 hours 10mins of impact)

[Downhound @downhounder]

Is Cloudflare down?

#Cloudflare status:

Issues for Families & Securities with 1.1.1.x public resolver via DoH. More: https://t.co/fpHbcEuTyu

Seeing this? Please retweet. 🙏

@CloudflareHelp can you help?

#CloudflareDown 😱

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

So I think this has been down since UTC midnight. Looks like the cert only had 1 day of validity left.

[Downhound @downhounder]

Is Cloudflare down?

#Cloudflare status:

Issues for Families & Securities with 1.1.1.x public resolver via DoH. More: https://t.co/fpHbcEuTyu

Seeing this? Please retweet. 🙏

@CloudflareHelp can you help?

#CloudflareDown 😱

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

@brooke_jamieson My mum made two of your pictures cakes for me!

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

I've seen this multiple times before too. Just stupid

[Davide Bellone | Code4it.dev | Microsoft MVP @BelloneDavide]

Just found this HTTP response.

Status Code:
200 - OK

Body:

{
status: "success",
response:
{
status: "error",
}
}

[David Cramer @zeeg]

GraphQL's adoption issue in a nutshell:

"It's great that my frontend can decide what data the API returns!"

What an experienced engineer sees:

"It's terrifying that end users can change the performance characteristics of our service on the fly"

[Greg Schier 👨🏼‍💻🇨🇦 @GregorySchier]

I can't believe we all got tricked into using Kubernetes

[Tabletop Scenarios @badthingsdaily]

An active SSO session has been stolen from an engineer with production access.

[Matt Johansen @mattjay]

Oh my

[John Hammond @_JohnHammond]

Oh wow no way, a .zip TLD used for phishing activities?
Imagine that!

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

“At this time, we can confirm the death of nine U.S. citizens,” a National Security Council spokesman says. “We extend our deepest condolences to the victims and to the families of all those affected, and wish those injured a speedy recovery.”

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

Looks like @Google is finally releasing its locator tag next week. Walmart is allowing you to purchase one now

https://t.co/yZDv9Qptxw

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

Definitely had this thought multiple times a week for several years

[Erik Bernhardsson @bernhardsson]

A good engineer _could_ make a fortune starting a competitor to Okta ($13B market cap, mediocre product), but then they would have to dedicate 10 years of their life to SAML and that seems miserable

[Michael @michaelkkehoe]

This literally existed in Google Now 10 years ago before it was killed off.

[TechDroider @techdroider]

Google Android AI-powered Assistant At a Glance widget

[SREcon @SREcon]

The Call for Participation for SREcon24 Americas is now open! The conference will take place on March 18–20, 2024 in San Francisco, CA, USA. This year, our theme will focus on tradeoffs. View the CFP: https://t.co/pT2rmZbj9F #SREcon