Michael

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[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

Tomorrow is the 12th anniversary of my dad’s death.

In his honor, I hope you all do what he would’ve done: use all seven words freely, make some white male owners of America uncomfortable, and eat some Mallomars.

[David Dark's Coordinated Campaign (of Love) @DavidDark]

Y'all, Tony Danza almost played Superman and Dudley Moore almost played Mister Mxyzptlk. Check this out. Superman III is INTERESTING. It's @WYLTPod. https://t.co/nGUl92NJwT @dylannewhouse
@jefferywyers @michaelmurphey

[Why You Love This @WYLTPod]

Premiere episode now available on your favorite pod-catcher, and at https://t.co/zlfmc7NJhT. @dylannewhouse & @jefferywyers sit down with comics pro @michaelmurphey to discuss the much maligned (misunderstood?) SUPERMAN III. #wacotown #podcast #superman

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

I feel like the way they have changed @Twitter has ruined twitter. I base that on the fact that I don’t think I want to be here anymore because looking at things I don’t want to see is making me unhappy.

[Aato @AbdisalamAato]

#EddieMurphy IS HOSTING #SNL TONIGHT.
#EddieMurphy IS HOSTING #SNL TONIGHT.
#EddieMurphy IS HOSTING #SNL TONIGHT.
#EddieMurphy IS HOSTING #SNL TONIGHT.
#EddieMurphy IS HOSTING #SNL TONIGHT.
#EddieMurphy IS HOSTING #SNL TONIGHT.
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@nbcsnl

[Mike Pellerito @pellertweeto]

Hard time of year for a lot of folks. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255. A simple copy and paste might save someone's life.

Would 3 Twitter friends please copy this text and post under their own name?

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@TexasVC Out of those two, which did you think was better?

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

I just blocked someone for ripping on #RiseOfTheSkywalker and then calling #Cats “the best time they’ve had at the movies all year.” That’s where I’m at emotionally at the end of 2019.

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

I’m excited to see #RiseOfTheSkywalker but I won’t be happy unless everyone has the exact same opinion about it as I do.

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

I loved almost every second of it. #TheRiseOfSkywalker

[Noah Segan @kidblue]

THREAD: I recently purchased a Murder Mystery novel written by the renowned character actor George Kennedy... about himself. Solving crimes. While shooting movies.

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@jasonshawnalex What are you doing next?

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@DellDracula Looks like it might be Sevendust?

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@racheldotpsd I think it will eventually be published under the modified title “A Young Man’s Guide To Misplaced Anger: How I Blamed A Broken System on One Man and Stunted My Own Future”

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@alex_segura Was the CG distracting?

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@Veggiemacabre Done

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@ErikJLarsen Have you ever thought of republishing those with a framing device to make them a story someone is telling in the current day and republishing them as 3 issues of the series to get the ongoing number aligned?

[Nacho Man Sandy Cabbage @TreeBeerd]

Look, shut up.

Grumble grumble star wars grumble grumble stupid grumble grumble...

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@Veggiemacabre It looks like it has KIX in it...so...probably.

[Michael @michaelmurphey]

@KurtBusiek When things like this daisy chain in my life and make me feel overwhelmed with sadness & stress - I often think of Astro City 1/2 - the story comforts me because it reminds me that the bad times are worth it. So, thank you for writing it. I hope things get better soon.