Litt Romney

iPhone 6 user. Netflix member. Writer @FullFrontalSamB.

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Want to feel old? Benjamin Button no longer has pubes.

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@purpletank I’m still shocked you made such a bold claim!

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@NatTowsen I’d say The Big Lebowski is a parody of old film noir and is probably one of the best in the genre at the same time

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@DanSpenser Just popping back on the platform to let you know that I think about this tweet daily

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When grandmother walks in on me watching porn on the eve of our lord’s birthday

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

As the US is preparing to militarily intervene in Haiti yet again remember that for more than a century Haitians have been robbed of their right to sovereignty by the US. Here is a thread which documents this either via coups, invasions and occupations.

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Comedians in cars eating Ethiopian food

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“Hold on Chris, I’m gonna let you finish, but Demi Moore had the greatest buzz cut of all time. Of ALL time.”

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Will Smith not saying “My Wife” in the Borat voice was a huge missed opportunity to win back the crowd

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The flash enters the Speed (1995) bus and has to keep it over 60 mph or it blows up

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@justincappa That’s enough internet for today!!!!

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. Today the New York Times published yet another long story raising alarms about a supposed "cascade" of shoplifting. Below, I try my best to explain what makes the article such dangerous and misleading propaganda.

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If Euphoria had an Aussie character they’d pronounce Fezco “Feezcar”

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

It’s a beautiful day to burn your low-rise jeans and watch the season 7 premiere of Full Frontal! Tonight at 10pm!

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The CDC says…nothing you idiot, the CDCs dead he’s locked in my basement

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Some of those that work forces, are the same that rob houses

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Daylight savings ftw

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The Facebook

[The Verge @verge]

Exclusive: Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name https://t.co/0NuPhWQsc5