Jedi Master Rowe

Life's ironic and it's simple; smoke good, fuck, eat, drink, drive nice car, wear all green mink! #MUFC and #NYR

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

@NickZararis Banger tweet

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Pathetic, get out @INEOS

[James Ducker @TelegraphDucker]

#MUFC’s embattled football executives Jason Wilcox & Omar Berrada are expected to retain Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s backing despite fierce scrutiny around their positions.

Understood they still have Ratcliffe’s trust and that a change to their positions is unlikely as things stand, with the United co-owner placing his faith in the pair to navigate through the current troubles.

Comes at a time when hierarchy & owners under persistent attack from the fanbase

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https://t.co/ibpY6uyQzA

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

Exclusive: Avram Glazer tells financiers commercial power of clubs like #MUFC not affected by sporting success. Compares to New York Yankees + Dallas Cowboys.

United co-owner appeared at Deutsche Bank sports investment conference in September ⬇️

https://t.co/cvdksxnKM8

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Piss Balloons next time

[Steven Railston @StevenRailston]

It looked like an angry United fan was shouting at Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox as they left the directors' box. Security staff had to get involved #mufc

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Cool! Yay AI!

[Madison Mills @MadisonMills22]

SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios.

The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios.

Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said.

Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior.

Read my latest for Axios here: https://t.co/Q3bda5In8q

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

@GrumpyAgencyGuy Citizen or used Tag/Tudor

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Liquidate @premierleague

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Premier League confirms Manchester City ruled guilty of every charge related to financial rule breaches across 9 seasons + majority of charges on #ManCity failure to co-operate with probe. Situation discussed w/ @JamesHorncastle @kvlmason @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/eqQJBGqzSu

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Send the asteroid @TheTweetOfGod

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Big Tech is reportedly scouting Argentina’s Patagonia for new “mega data centers,” drawn by its cool temperatures & vast stretches of undeveloped land.

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Jorge salinas? 🙏🏻 @DataMB_

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

@OhRyanMead PJ Stock

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Great work!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The US is spending $50 billion on data center construction, exceeding the combined spending on airports, ports, and mass transit, per Bloomberg.

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Medieval tweets

[ali @probablyalissa]

The air is poison the food is poison the water is poison I’m gonna drink some WINE

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Fuck off

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We're proud to announce a milestone moment in the plan to transform Old Trafford 👀🏟️

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

This has worked before so here goes a hail mary…can you just buy NJ Transit? @elonmusk

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

🫡

[European Watch Co @EuropeanWatchCo]

An era at Patek Philippe has sadly come to an end.

Philippe Stern, President of Patek Philippe from 1993 to 2009 and one of the most influential figures in modern watchmaking, has passed away.

His tenure coincided with what many collectors now consider a golden age for the manufacture.

The Aquanaut.
The 5004.
The 5970.
The 5002 Sky Moon Tourbillon.
The 3939.

These weren't just great watches - they were benchmarks by which entire categories of watchmaking were judged.

Beyond the watches themselves, Philippe Stern helped shape the modern Patek Philippe as we know it. He centralized production, founded the Patek Philippe Museum, and established the Patek Philippe Seal, all while preserving the independence and long-term vision that define the brand today.

At a time when much of the industry chased trends, Stern doubled down on complications, craftsmanship, and continuity. The result was a generation of watches that collectors still chase decades later.

Few individuals have left a larger mark on modern horology.

Rest in peace, Mr. Stern. Thank you for the watches.

#PatekPhilippe #PhilippeStern #RIP #WatchesOfInstagram #EuropeanWatchCo

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Just a pathetic organization @NJTRANSIT

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

This has worked before so here goes a hail mary…can you just buy NJ Transit? @elonmusk

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Thank you so much to Ed, Paul, Daniel and all the rest of the hosts for 1000 eps of @nqatpod aka The Rantcast, probably the best pod in the world!

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

@NJTRANSIT You couldn’t fix it for 3 days?

[Jedi Master Rowe @MichaelRowe13]

Literally peak music

https://t.co/Q6IUJIoLh3