Michael Shroyer

Livin' my best freelance life...

[Erntwon Gelaato @AntwonGelato]

I have to say this once every World Cup cycle: I do not agree with equal pay for the USWNT. I think we should pay the men's team less.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Damn, Iran did not waste a second, they had this diss track ready to go, with the exact final score, after trump's cheating ways jinxed and screwed our US Men's Soccer Team.

He's turned the whole world against us.
The song is 🔥, tho.

[Sydney Leroux @sydneyleroux]

He rested the entire World Cup.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

This Christian pastor doesn't understand why Black people exist in France.

[Jan Soldaat @SoldaatABL]

BEL - USA 😌

#trumpmakesussick

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Lmao Belgium team trolling Trump with his stupid dance

[Shane Ryan @ShaneRyanHere]

People will think I'm crazy for this take, but I'm a big believer in the psychological impact of narratives on teams. Yes, Belgium looked so much better tonight and we looked lost. But this team had a boatload of good vibes behind them, and in the last 48 hours that vanished, and replacing it was a story of implicit political corruption that turned them into the bad guys, or at least the beneficiary of the corruption. You can't tell me that doesn't put pressure on the team, change the vibe, and take a psychological toll that impacted what happened on the field. American fans, serious and casual, should be pissed at this interference. We overturned a red card and our reward was losing what made this team so much fun until now.

[Michael Shroyer @michaelshroyer]

@FanAccountSzn Ball don’t lie

[Michael Shroyer @michaelshroyer]

😂😂 ball don’t lie?

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

If your brain is so broken by MAGA that you’re fine with the President meddling in the World Cup to save a player his own immigration politics would’ve kept off Team USA, you don’t get to lecture anyone about patriotism.

[Cocksy @Cocksy81]

The Internet remains undefeated 😂😂😂

[jonny @jonnybeec]

watch them just blow the pool up

[Michael Shroyer @michaelshroyer]

Wyndham is a complete 🤡, Burns is MAGA af,…where the heck was that ho hum Scottie Scheffler 66 today that we didn’t know we needed?

[Michael Shroyer @michaelshroyer]

@vthokie @bySamMostow They’re fantastic are you kidding me?

[No Filter @the_jimmy_says]

New Secretary of the Reflecting Pool

[Michael Shroyer @michaelshroyer]

lol it’s so fun to watch him stink. Sure he’s got two us opens but He is and has always been a side show 🤡

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

I would like to hear from actual Bryson fans: What’s the deal?

Three straight MCs at majors should be the impetus to reassess everything. Does he still want to be a serious golfer?

I want him to be one. Golf is better when he’s involved. This isn’t fun to watch him stink.

[Michael Shroyer @michaelshroyer]

West coast best coast says anyone who has ever lived out here

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The USMNT's knockout stage pathway is officially set: