Michael Thrash

Wanderer. Better in Real Life. Voice of an Angel.

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@pculiarscarlett They’re just trying to get through 2026 like the rest of us, babe!

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@WhitneyCummings Not wider, just deeper.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Trump set the TikTok ban in motion

Congress passed legislation

Biden signs legislation

SCOTUS upholds ban

Biden says his administration wouldn’t enforce the law, leaving room for TikTok to stay open

TikTok shuts down anyway

Trump tweets

TikTok pretends Trump saved it 🙄

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

TOMORROW WE CELEBRATE MLK not DJT.

Pass it on...

[Darth Thunder ⚡ @XDarthThunderX]

RT if you feel Leslye Headland should be given a S2 of The Acolyte so she can continue her story ✨ #RenewTheAcolyte

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@heelsrule1988 @Marksmen_Hockey Ha! Maybeeeee….

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@notcapnamerica Legit just watched that thanks to a repost here. Had to immediately discuss with my VERY Gen Z co worker. Madness.

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

Yep. Now THAT’s my Governor right there!

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

As we continue our unprecedented response to Hurricane Helene, the nation is beginning to understand that impacted areas have been the target of a relentless vortex of disinformation, dialed up by bad actors and platforms like X. 🧵

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@EmbryEthan Same. Gee, wonder who would manipulate the fees like that 🤔

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@notcapnamerica Bwahahahahha 💀

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@pculiarscarlett Center. Stage.

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@LolOverruled @kenklippenstein There is 0% your algorithm is nothing but beautiful women. Zero. And I love that.

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@blaireerskine Not everyone will get it, but I get it. ❤️

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

BDE. Big Dad Energy.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

My daughter, Hope, tricked me into doing the most extreme ride at the Minnesota State Fair.

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

No notes.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

New Dad Alert #ItEndsWithUsMovie

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@notcapnamerica Ask the rest what the girl without a hat momma’s name is…I’ll wait…

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@CBSSportsCBB You’re tagged (now?) 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

This thread. 😭❤️

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

Idk why I just remembered this but one time I was hosting a drag brunch, & there was an older woman in the crowd who just stuck out to me. She was sitting there quietly watching the show, but I just felt pulled towards her. So at one point when I was doing crowdwork, I approached

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

Yep. That is definitely Jason’s little brother.

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

Taylor during Travis Kelce’s victory speech on heading to the SuperBowl! 🥹 #ChiefsKingdom

[Michael Thrash @michaelthrash]

@maxwellpirate @Jake25Eich Where are you from again?