@BlueHeronFarmTX There is always a need for one crazy candidate who says and does all the shit the other candidates can’t say. But this guy should stick to porn star cases.
I have been released by the Oakland Raiders due to torn penis muscles, suffered while celebrating a great punt by a teammate. Dr. James Andrews sewed up all my penis muscles. I want to thank Oakland. They knew my penis muscles were a house of cards but still gave me a chance.