Michelle

[Michelle @michelled3c]

Yeah I have a WAP
W eighted
A nxiety
P blanket

[moons @panicattack__]

me during the billie eilish documentary

[Michelle @michelled3c]

@panicattack__

[Michelle @michelled3c]

my immigrant mom prepping for quarantine

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

where is this person taking these cabbage

[Michelle @michelled3c]

Watch #1 and it’s still fuck Andy’s boyfriend till the day I die

[Michelle @michelled3c]

Me purchasing the Devil Wears Prada (2006) to watch multiple times during this pandemic

[Michelle @michelled3c]

in this pandemic????

[Michelle @michelled3c]

My virtual world is about to pop off just in time

[Michelle @michelled3c]

Society hasn’t known peace since fidget spinners hit their peak

[Michelle @michelled3c]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me: I mean I got the swine flu back in 2009

[Michelle @michelled3c]

@Buzfeed_21 @caroljohnstone_ The wholesome content I needed 🥺

[Michelle @michelled3c]

having therapy in the middle of the week is nice because i can process my bad decisions from last weekend in order to make more informed bad decisions this weekend

[Michelle @michelled3c]

If anyone wants to know how living at home is going, this week I had the urge to drink a four loko at my local elementary school field

[Michelle @michelled3c]

I can’t believe I’ve been working on a firm business handshake for the last 5 years just to have the coronavirus kill my vibe

[Michelle @michelled3c]

the coronavirus has really changed the game for office small talk

[Proxcey  @ItsProxcey]

Retweet for good luck https://t.co/b3ce8yn7Zi

[Michelle @michelled3c]

Uber eats will hit me up every Friday talking about “new deals and promotions just for you”, making it my most toxic relationship