Michael Patterson

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[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@chris_awk who is your "shocked they haven't been drafted yet player"? Right now

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@chris_awk that's ridiculous, hope they send them to you!

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@NWSL Love all the scenarios, however you might want to have someone fix the Orlando Reign, as I don't believe those two teams have merged yet!

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

I say no! RT @endubs_rn: should it have been a yellow? 🤔

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@Andy_Bloch were dog licenses extended during COVID in NYC? Not sure how that would skew the data (cont) https://t.co/QmHtgIMLcY

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@maddiepogarch just put one of the most perfect long balls I've ever seen!!!!! #BAONPDX #michiganpride

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@meleanashim @PDXRivetersSG Welcome back!We all love and miss you! #BAONPDX

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@GillEpp @tchanpoker @hgfalling @bruno_poker Love this! If this is the Kenny I know, so unsurprising he lost CCR!

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@mgrapes great run! Just a warm up to a deeper cash!

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@mgrapes hope you can spin it up! GL!

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@ScoutRipley Bring back the Portland Fire!

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

The King / Kuikka matchup has been fun to watch so far #BAONPDX @ThornsFC

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

Just want to point out that over 8400 showed up for a preseason game! RT @ThornsFC: Closing out our first match of the preseason tournament with a tie and looking towards our next match on Tuesday.

RECAP: https://t.co/xjO2vaFQFH | #BAONPDX

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@sagcat this is the way. Discovered the "paste" method a number of years ago and will never go back!

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

@sagcat rooting for chi-town now....

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

What is the actual number now? I know it has increased, but is still ridiculous.... RT @itsmeglinehan: putting that $85k number from trades next to what these rookies are actually gonna get paid, just... feels bad, man. hard to reconcile that.

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

A third of an Alex Morgan! The new imperial standard of allocation money. RT @itsmeglinehan: Someone make the value of allocation money make sense to me, $85k for the no. 14 pick????

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

A third of an Alex Morgan, the new imperial standard of allocation money. RT @sagcat: 14th pick is worth $85k? Huh.

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

Come on down! RT @ASchwartzPoker: Today marks the 23rd day in a row that I’ve kicked off the day drinking an oat milk latte while listening to Carnival by Natalie Merchant

The next step is obviously moving to Portland

[Michael Patterson @mickdog1]

Well as you are well aware @maddiepogarch, you lose your Michigander citizenship if you don't know how! RT @maddiepogarch: I’ve been playing euchre everyday for the last 3 days #vacation and I rarely come across people who know how to play.