I just got told to “slow down” I was going 20 over, not even that deep. Is this not America, do we not Live in the land of the free? I’m not slowing down so keep your kids off the fucking road #karen#getfucked
Lightbulb! Me and the boys are sick and tired of getting attacked by the BO monster. Been thinking long and hard. Going to hide a deodorant stick in our favorite bar so we can get hammered and not worry about driving away the ladies! #whatdoyouthink#fuckbo#thirstythursday
If I see one more post about the Celtics parade, I swear to god above I will drink a beer right now. One. More. Post. #pleasepost#9hourshiftover#whatismylife