In 1976 we didn't let a bit of hot weather bring life to a standstill. I was at school and can distinctly remember carrying on racially abusing other pupils as usual.
Pico Lopes answers the call from his club manager Stephen Bradley after a historic night for Cape Verde
"Would you believe I got called for doping"
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YOU FUCKING MORON.
Passports are for U.S. citizens traveling abroad.
They are not for people who are 'welcomed'. They are for people already here.
Just melt into sludge already.
I’ve been given £5m by a cryptocurrency millionaire so my wife Bunty & I will be taking a break.
We’re off to buy Ferraris, hire security & tell anyone who asks to bugger off as it’s none of their bloody business.🤬
Off to the South Pole to escape the socialist heat.
Back Monday!
India, it's been too long since I reached out and made a personal appeal to join your pantheon. If you give Me a chance you'll see I'm just as arbitrary, cruel and unprovable as any of your 330 million gods. And I'll throw in my son for free! He'll die for your sins! I'm serious!
🚨: Voyager 1 has been travelling non-stop since 1977, faster than a speeding bullet every second of every day, and it has not yet reached the distance of a single light-day from Earth
Who I blame for all this ghastly hot weather:
Keir Starmer
Andy Burnham
Lazy teachers
BBC
Meghan Markle
Ange Postecoglou
Mounjaro
Jude Bellingham
Matcha
Chat GPT
Hydration breaks
Spiteful class warriors
Call The Midwife
Women who vape
Langoustines
That Norwegian rowing chant.
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