Salt M. Bank

Terve, terve.

[Salt M. Bank @micktglenn]

Me: Our dog's farts are vile. Let's weaponize them.
*2 wks later*
FBI: We traced the gas to you. Where's your lab?
M: He's a Boston Terrier!

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@kapitanbridget @ProudBulba Fire works.

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@kajillion123 @briangaar WHAT

[courtney 💜 @Keywork26]

Look what my friend did - the absolute legend

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@dontrdcomments i’m feelin this but calling the episodes eps is pretty out there

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@TheMattDWilson the feeling of my satisfaction with these unlikely faithful ditko adaptations is competing with my impatience to see even more live action ditkos

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@mtracey

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@miniAOCofficial this is one of the weirdest ways to spend time with your child

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@PhillyInquirer Hey, PI, it’s time to shut the fuck up.

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@HansSmit2 @MrAndyNgo

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@ParkerMolloy @MrAndyNgo it was good actually

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@JackPosobiec lol @JackPosobiec you’re a fuckin doofus

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@Notintheface1 damn i’m remembering this bad movie a unfairly better than it was. I has misconstrued the memory as John having a fuckin incurable disease.

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@HamiltonsMayor maybe don’t enable nazis next time bro

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@Copacabral21 oh cool oh cool you gonna publish yours too ?

[beccamals @beccamals]

My dog and I are both deaf so I try to teach her tricks in sign. I sign “nice to meet you” and then we shake paws