Michael Carr

[Dan Wyke 🦠➡️🧠🔥 @Dan_Wyke]

While arguing that Next can't afford to pay 16-24 year olds the minimum wage, CEO Lord Wolfson forgot to say that for the fiscal year ending January 2026, Next reported an operating profit of £1.236 billion, marking a 13.4% increase from the previous year. #r4today

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

@KITKAT It’s not about the chocolate, it’s about sending a message.
Nobody gets a break.

[Don Datta @dondatta13]

#NUFC were FORCED to sell Elliot Anderson for £35m. A year and a half later he is expected to fetch around £100m. Weve taken a £65m hit SO WE DON'T break the rules. Meanwhile actual rule breakers Chelsea win multiple PLs and cup, become a top 6 side with all the perks, £10m fine.

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

This you, mate?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Negreira FC strikes again

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

30 - Arsenal took 30 minutes and 51 seconds to restart play against Brighton last night, their highest total in a Premier League match this season. Delayed.

[ToonTalk @Toon_TaIk]

If you don’t think that the manager who gave us 3 of the most successful years we’ve had in decades and our FIRST trophy in 70 years has earned the right to turn us around from this situation then I’m not sure any manager would want to take the helm at Newcastle.

[Ben 🇬🇧 @BenInRushcliffe]

We're now at the point where so called patriots are calling for a foreign power to interfere with British politics because the UK government wants to stop sexual images of children appearing on X.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

One was a penalty, one was not a penalty ✅❌

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Chelsea signs VAR on an 8 and a half year contract.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Maximum monthly State Pension.

Luxembourg £5,426
Norway £1,839
Switzerland £1,657
Denmark £1,486
Sweden £1,373
Belgium £1,338
Netherlands £1,322
France £1,254
Spain £1,238
UK £997

Guess which is unaffordable?

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Says man on £900k a year for his part time radio show ... 🤦

[Mark @markoos01]

Guess which one the @FA_PGMOL said was a natural arm position

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

. @MerseyPolice @FBI

[Dominic Scurr @DomScurr]

🇧🇷Bruno Guimaraes in the NUFC programme👇

"There's a lot of outside noise around this fixture, but it's the noise our fans create tonight that's going to make the difference.

"For me, representing Newcastle United and our supporters makes me as proud as it did on my first day."

[Joel @JoelJackson89]

You bid £120m for Caicedo, have a day off

[GallowgateShots #NUFC @GallowgateShots]

NUFC:

[Kris @toontong85]

Seats available for Villa away.
Guaranteed to be better patta than our transfer window.

Get on it!

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[Michael Carr @micky_carr]

@NUFCLC Do you ever stop crying man, have a day off will you