Day 512 of the storms.
Gangs of trampolines roam the countryside killing indiscriminately.
Toupee makers have gone bankrupt.
Villages are sacrificing ginger postmen to appease the angry air god.
No one remembers a time when we didn't say
"Fuck sake" when we looked out a window
Johnson calls the EU’s demands ‘ridiculous’ and ‘unreasonable’. That’s Johnson. Spoilt brat Johnson. Bullshit and no detail Johnson. Hides in fridges Johnson. Shuts down Parliament rather than deal with scrutiny Johnson. Sack anyone who might disagree Johnson. Lie-oholic Johnson.
Johnson really didn’t like Corbyn asking if a man who arrived in the UK from the US aged 5 then dabbled in class A drugs and conspired to beat up a journalist should be deported back to the US. Too close to home #PMQs
New UK GDP Data released today.
Quarters with 3%+ annual cumulative growth:
1960s : 21
1970s : 22
1980s : 22
1990s : 17
2000s : 12
2010s : 0 (Zero)
A decade of Tory austerity has brought conventional economic growth to a virtual standstill.
(Source : ONS)
"She's a Christian but with Jewish heritage"
Mate in any religion and any language you drew a fucking swastika.
Did you say "ooops, look what happened"?
Tommy cunting robinson would love to chat to you.
Its a fair assessment to say that im not the pioneer of fashion but i feel i do ok. I am, however, very concerned about being clean shaven coming back in in the next 1-25 years. #micky12chins
Its also been a while since i studied the comma so if its wrong, im sorry.
Comma
The Great Brexit Party Swindle – Byline Times
Brexit Party MEPs are the richest, by far, of any party in the EU Parliament. According to EU integrity Watch, they collectively earn up to €4,683,916 on top of their EU salaries. https://t.co/hamW8FY1Wi