Joe Young

[Tenessa Gemelke @gemelket]

My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink.

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

Been dealing with a lot of Java and MuleSoft lately. Every I see the icon of these jar files, I feel like I am being given the finger. 😐

[Abby Broyles @abbybroyles]

This week I’ll officially file the paperwork to put my name on the ballot for US Senate in November. I’m running against Jim Inhofe, who sold his stock in January & has been a politician since LBJ was president. Will you like & retweet this post to help me reach 25k followers?

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

Hey @Instacart our shopper never delivered our order even though we have notifications that it has been delivered. You are not responding on live chat or phone, so how do we resolve this?

[Abby Broyles @abbybroyles]

Now’s not the time to let the pressure off Jim Inhofe. In a matter of days, he mocked this pandemic, voted NO on the coronavirus relief bill, then was implicated in the stock sell-off scandal.

Retweet & let’s see if we can gain another 5,000 followers while we #StayAtHome

[Abby Broyles @abbybroyles]

I’m Abby Broyles & I’m running for the US Senate to finally retire Jim Inhofe, the snowball-wielding climate change denier. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I’d also be the first woman to represent Oklahoma in the Senate. Will you give me a follow, like & RT so we can reach 10k followers? #UnseatInhofe

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

It's been at least 6 months since if been to the @Whataburger near my house. Go today and get the wrong order at the drive thru. Thank you store #573 for reminding me why I don't visit you anymore

[Kelly Vaughn @kvlly]

His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
The unit tests are failing already
Code spaghetti

He's nervous,
But at his laptop he looks calm and ready
To squash bugs
But he keeps on forgetting

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

The new Facebook layout looks a lot like new Twitter layout. 🧐

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

@LANSA perhaps time to add a dark theme? 😃

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

I've got one of these in my truck. It will now be forever known as the "Launch The Octopus" button. 😃

[Doug Collins @DougCollinsUX]

What does this button do?

A. Launch the octopus.
B. Activate the showerhead.
C. Turn on the grow light.

This is why icons need labels.

#ux #design

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

@cgorshing I feel the same way. I was at Bass Pro Shops this weekend and some guy was dropping F bombs all over and had small children with him. I can't imagine using language like that in front of my girls.

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

So apparently Travis CI is being strip-mined immediately after their acquisition by Idera. Sorry, I mean after "joining the Idera family" 🙄 https://t.co/CE5ERp1RsY A bunch of talented people are waking up to termination letters. Absolutely shameful.

[The Stoic Emperor @TheStoicEmperor]

Trust is built slowly.

Trust is destroyed quickly.

Trust can make complex things possible.

The absence of trust can make simple things impossible.

Trust powers relationships, businesses, nations.

Trust is as precious as it is fragile.

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

Had a support call to @AmericanExpress with a very pleasant and very British sounding woman named 'Robin'. Thank you Robin and AmericanExpress for a call that I would dare describe as a very pleasant support experience. #goodsupport

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

@cgorshing Nice, where do you get your stock at?

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

@Experian_US anyway I can actually talk to person on the phone?

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

@rhoegg Thanks!

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

Can someone knowledgeable in Java licensing explain it to me? If I build an app with the JDK do I have to pay Oracle? If I sell/give said app to someone do they have to pay Oracle? Does it matter if said app is a desktop or web/server app?

[Joe Young @mighty_joe]

@gadger4 @7w0rk @JonErlichman Never really asked jeeves, but did use Alta Vista and Lycos. 🤨