Scott Lesser

Rails web dev, 5-time Dundie nominee, Calvin & Hobbes stan, soccer hooligan, and sleepy dad. Formerly @lifechurch @theflightagency

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@cgorshing It's not for everyone, but I've been loving this 80s Japanese Pop playlist https://t.co/lZaYbsFiR8

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@BryanKetron @Taylor_Ketron It almost looks like she has a cigarette in her fingers and I'm DEAD thinking of her smoking one to settle down.

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@EricRovtar For everyone except the garbage men!

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Thinking about running for President and my whole platform will just be “I’ll add an extra trash pickup the day after Christmas”.

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@tywayne Ah! I want these. Link to the knockoffs?

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@TheFFBallers Ridley me this, Ridley me that, who’s afraid of the Jaguar cat!

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@FFHitman Don't sleep on Launchpad McQuack please.

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@FFHitman When the air conditioner is screaming so hard he short circuits...I can still see it.

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@BryanKetron @survivorcbs @andyholloway @andyholloway dropped this prediction on me months ago. What else does he know?

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@joshgiddey‘s parents gotta be proud with his performance tonight.

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Follow for some of my NBA JAM tips

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When someone tells me they play NBA Jam and we should play 1v1…

If you come at the king you best not miss @scottlesser

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@andyholloway @FFHitman

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@scottballphoto @FFHitman I felt like there were 3 zos on the court 😵‍💫

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@FFHitman If my wife sees this, I can never come home.

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@RyanTauss Here she is! It's a 94, so "old" is relative ha. I've always loved this body style.

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My son has apparently entered his “gold chain era”. An important era for all young men.

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Video game execs: it’s like a dark version of Mario Kart battle mode, just need some driving music from you

Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” on Twisted Metal 4:

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@KarlisKezbers @Vikings WHAT!? I'm so jealous. Big Spurs fan, that stadium is so impressive.

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@BryanKetron @jasonmoore @kyle_borg @TheFantasyEng Wow. Didn’t make the cut for the “special guest” list? Coming in with a chip on my shoulder. @tylerlansdown