mightystarfish

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[mightystarfish @mightystarfish1]

sincere teaching all the girls sign language like okay pony! show us that one trick #loveislandusa

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Zohran Mamdani spoke at a Rikers Island graduation ceremony honoring 57 incarcerated people who earned their high school diplomas.

One graduate, Elijah Smith, said he didn’t expect the mayor to show up, but his presence meant something: “It helped. Someone cares about the incarcerated individuals in this jail.”

Sometimes dignity starts with simply showing up.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

I watched a man film his daughter's first steps and he watched it through the screen. she walked toward him and he was not there he was in the rectangle and she reached for a ghost. that is the whole thing now. we are building a perfect archive of a life no one attended

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Soleil the Belgian Sheepdog has won Best in Show at the 2025 National Dog Show

She is the first of her breed to ever win the award

[mightystarfish @mightystarfish1]

in the age of ozempic BigXthaPlug is a breath of fresh air

[Mike @michaelhitack]

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

[gatorstooth on 🦋 @gatorstooth]

watched a little old man set his dog on a table and leave it stranded there while he ran inside the diner to use the bathroom. this thing did not move aside from swiveling its head to look around pathetically the entire time

[Daniel @dadogeking]

It will pass but it will also linger

[Beontae Danks @ShowerThenPoop]

@MONTECRI5TO Bro eats rocks for breakfast

[Annalea 🪷🐝🌻 @citizengatsby]

People have seriously lost their fucking minds.

[kt, esq. @____katieee]

in my depression therapy group you have NOOO idea how often guilt about not responding to texts from loved ones came up. and the fear of this kind of response created a vicious cycle where they were then too ashamed to reach out/reply after any time had passed

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[RobertPlausible @HQuestion2]

Chris Christie pouring a bag of M&Ms into an even larger bag of M&Ms, 2016

[trash jones @jzux]

men need to realize that when they say “i want 4 kids” what women hear is “i want you to birth and raise 4 children while my life stays 30-70% the same”