Glenn Etter

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

@AlbertBreer I don't like power play people, says the guy threatening to fire people on a whim

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

Let's go quill-pig! Look to the sky and skewer that skua!!! Bring the sky-pirate down to earth (i.e. stabby-stab) #2024mmm #teamporcupine

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

yesss and hahaa, eaten by your own host - a sad end to any party! Porcupine moves on!!! #2024MMM

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

you must protect those porcupettes, so skewer that fly with your bayonettes! #2024mmm

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

Quillpig, ready your mighty quills and skewer away! A poop-eating insect sans wings or eyes does not deserve the bracket prize!! #2024mmm #teamporky

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

ack, opossum, wake up! Your joeys need you! Your team needs you! Use those 50 teeth and get up and bite that snake on its hoggy nose! #2024mmm #teamopossum

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Porcupine the impaler!!! #2024MMM

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

ah, crested one, you nocturnal ball of swords, your time is now!! Pierce the worm and pierce the night with your victory cry!!!

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

@tinkeringprim8 we are always happy to chat with our rodent cousins, clothed or unclothed. If my sources are not reliable - "Porcupines... hold the record for being the longest-living rodent, with one individual named Cooper living over 32 years" - then long live the naked mole rat!

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

Hahaha, never underestimate the tooth of a rodent! Surely if our incisors can break through a snail we can slice through a worm. Tonight we attack!! Tonight we show why we are the longest-living rodent of them all!!! Tonight we show the glory of #teamporcupine ! #2024mmm

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

oh skua, you pirate of the sea, you viking seabird, may you fly high and skewer all your enemies (or eat them) - until, of course, you meet the mighty porcupine, and perhaps get skewered yourself. Until then, team porcupine cheers for thee! #2024mmm

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

tonight the thorn-pig begins its reign of spiky terror! Go Porcupine!!! Quill that worm! (or eat it, whatever works for you) #2024mmm

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

@InnovaDiscs they are both 13 and won MA1 and MA2. I think they both averaged around 965 for the tourney but in any case, maybe 13 is lucky in Massachusetts :)

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

@chumblebiome ohh noooooooo! lumpsuckie!!!! we will forever remember your glorious battles. We will cling stubbornly to surfaces in your memory! RIP little glob. #2023mmm #teamlumpsucker

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

nooooooo! stay strong lumpsuckie!!! you still have your plate like structures and your tubercules #2023mmm

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

nooooooo! stay strong lumpsuckie!!! you still have your plate like structures and your tubercules

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

come on hungry orca! sweet delicious penguin
#2023mmm #teamlumpsucker

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

Lumpsuckie, it's your night to shine and glow!!! May your suction cup and your fighting spirit be equally strong!!! You are the hero of small blobs everywhere!!! #2023mmm #teamlumpsucker

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

Lumpsuckers new friends - and fans for the next round. Let's gooooo!!! #teamlumpsucker #2023mmm #mmmletsgo #fishcanfly

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

@chumblebiome @smallgerbil yes, ape not monkey - we at team lumpsucker were too excited to classify our defeated primate opponent correctly. Apologies!! #teamlumpsucker @2023mmm

[Glenn Etter @mightytapir]

you are so much more than a fig!! stay strong, lumpsucky! #2023mmm #teamlumpsucker