M I G U E L

Contém ironia. Por vezes falo sério, mas não gosto.

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

"Penso que cumprir a vida seja simplesmente compreender a marcha e ir tocando em frente"

[Belgium Touch 🇧🇪 @BelgiumTouch]

Ils ont réitéré dans le vestiaire 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

Cristiano Ronaldo não passa de um Neymar que soube cuidar do seu corpo. Babaca igual. Sempre foi.

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

I’m going to take my time with this one. If you’re busy, save this post and read it later. If you’re a night owl like me, this is a good late-night read.

Do you know the worst thing about Cristiano Ronaldo?

It’s that he set the standards for what defines a legend… and in the end, he couldn’t even live up to the standards he created himself.

After winning Euro 2016, Ronaldo said:

“You can’t become a legend until you win a trophy with your national team.”

It was an obvious dig at Messi.

Argentina had just lost the 2014 World Cup final to Germany, and Messi was going through the toughest period of his international career. Those words only added fuel to the fire.

Where was the respect for a rival, Ronaldo?

The surprising part was that social media completely embraced that narrative. Messi was labeled a bottler, while Ronaldo was declared the winner of the rivalry—at least in the media, not on the pitch.

Then Messi retired from international football, came back, won the Copa América, and suddenly they were level in major international trophies.

What happened next?

Ronaldo fans started saying that one Euro is worth more than a hundred Copa Américas, claiming there was no competition in South America. Not true—but that became the excuse.

Then Messi went on to win the World Cup.

This time, the excuses changed again.

They claimed FIFA had fixed the tournament for Messi. That the World Cup was scripted in his favor. They simply didn’t know what else to say.

Then Ronaldo himself came out with one of the strangest quotes imaginable:

“A legend’s career can’t be defined by just seven games.”

At first glance, it sounds reasonable.

But beneath it was another attempt to diminish what Messi had achieved.

Before the World Cup, they insisted it would be Ronaldo’s tournament. On paper, Portugal had a fantastic squad. If the manager couldn’t get the best out of them, that’s Portugal’s problem—not Ronaldo’s.

Yet that same Portugal squad wasn’t any weaker than the Argentina team Messi led to the 2014 World Cup final—the same team people mocked Messi for not carrying to the title.

Just a couple of days ago, Ronaldo said:

“The World Cup doesn’t define my career, whether I win it or not.”

A statement that directly contradicts what he had said years earlier, when he admitted that winning the World Cup would make him feel completely fulfilled.

Now you’re 41 years old, Cristiano.

By your own standards:

* You have 5 Ballon d’Ors, not 8.
* You have one European Championship, not two Copa América titles.
* You never won the World Cup.
* You have four European Golden Shoes, while Messi has six—even though you’re an out-and-out striker.

So what now?

Will you keep playing until the next World Cup and become the first player to appear in one at 45, hoping to finally win it?

If we judged you by the standards you created, you wouldn’t qualify as a legend.

Of course, nobody actually judges you that way. Everyone still recognizes you as one of football’s greatest legends.

The real mistake was comparing Ronaldo to Messi in the first place.

That rivalry was exaggerated from the beginning by the media and figures like José Mourinho.

Messi conquered every major trophy available to him, shattered records that once seemed untouchable, and at 39 years old he’s still competing with Kylian Mbappé and Erling Haaland—the stars of the next generation—for the Golden Boot. And honestly, he could still win it.

What made Messi beloved by so many fans is that he never tried to diminish Ronaldo’s achievements.

Ronaldo, on the other hand, repeatedly made comments that many interpreted as attempts to downplay his greatest rival’s accomplishments—and that’s never an admirable trait.

Cristiano helped create a generation that thinks belittling other people’s achievements while constantly glorifying your own is a way to establish dominance.

Good bye. Ronaldo.

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

@MrAncelotti @CBF_Futebol Eu sugiro mergulhar a fundo na essência do futebol brasileiro. Esse futebol mequetrefe não pode mais acontecer em copa do mundo. Da teus pulo aí.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

@salvedrew Neymar caga na cabeça da Globo e contrata o maior mamador do cara. Se merecem kkkkk

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

Certeiro

[🇧🇼 @OCuia]

Seria essa a maior previsão da história?

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

@diogorimoli O Felipe Melo passou pano pro Neymar e tentou crucificar o Danilo, sabemos o porquê disso, me admira a Globo contratar um sujeito desses pra ter voz. Não é por acaso estar perdendo espaço no esporte.

[Andrey Raychtock @_andreyray]

O maior artilheiro da história da Seleção Brasileira perdendo tempo pra provocar o goleiro da Noruega ao marcar um gol de penalti irrelevante nos acrescimos de uma eliminacão nas oitavas, um dos momentos mais patéticos já vividos por essa camisa

[Antonio Tabet @antoniotabet]

Neymar é muito babaca. E ainda há quem babe o ovo desse sujeito. Que tristeza…

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

Ancelloti coloca Endrik no comando do ataque: Brasil faz cinco minutos de pressão e intensidade no ataque.
Logo depois coloca Neymar e desloca Endrik pro lado: BRASIL DÁ ADEUS À COPA.

O italiano é o pai dessa eliminação, Neymar o padrinho.

Geração Neymar = FRACASSO ENORME

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

@MMajeedX Que mala

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

70 e 1994

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

Clima de velório em certas localidades de Santa Cruz pela eliminação da Alemanha. Tá cheio de “alemão” triste.

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

@futebol_info Que triste

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

Atemporal

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

O mala César é insuportável quando o assunto é flamengo, ele realmente não consegue separar, mas de resto ele consegue analisar bem a seleção e o comportamento geral da imprensa e da própria cbf.

[Julio Freiress 🇧🇷 @JFreiress_]

Que ATROPELO foi esse do Mauro Cezar que perdeu a paciência com o Pilhado por ele insistir em falar no Neymar o tempo todo durante o programa.

💬" O Vinicius Jr não é tão falado eu vou dizer por que: pela insistência, inclusive sua, de falar do Neymar".

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

@vermilionpixie Sabe muito

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

@Casemiro Caso necessário, chame um Uber

[M I G U E L @miguelschultz]

@CentralCR7BR Se o Cristiano fazer um gol d pênalti contra o Congo esse aqui vai fazer festa hoje