Michael Wave

Could I interest you in a $5 Biggie Bag?

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

Pat Mahomes with a very Josh Allen-like game tonight

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

@Sardvark Stay strong brother 💪 I know you’ll make it through this 🥦

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

Kanye could make CLB but Drake could never make Donda Chant

[Jake but not funny @JakeBansz]

I've noticed a direct correlation between people who listen to ungodly amounts of imagine dragons and people who are anti-vax

[Rally Sports @RallySportsHQ]

If Trevor Lawrence throws 1+ regular season touchdown pass to Tim Tebow this season, we’ll buy every person who likes and retweets this tweet an NFL jersey of their choice.
(Must be following us to claim)

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

@Mreusch97

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

@Mreusch97 Transitioning into Narpdom

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

@PeachesLacrosse Idk bro

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

*Correctly uses turn signal and safely switches lanes on the highway*
Me: “Absolute powermove right there”

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

@mynamejefrey It’s ok man you can tell everyone, I can handle it

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

@Mreusch97

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

If any degenerate ever gave me a Mimosa with Mio in it I’m throwing shards of glass in their eyes

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

Should’ve done your research before sending that one chief

[Emily W @emilywolc]

Tried out a new nickname on my sister in the fam group chat today and she threatened to fire me????

[wint @dril]

Hey man im sorr y but me and every other guy in a group dm called "Nut sack club" were talking and decided your posts suck shit .

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

@Sardvark Haha goteem

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

The best part about the beach is when you’re walking on the sand it’s hard to tell who’s uncoordinated (me) and who’s drunk (also me)

[Michael Wave @miibrauner]

I be having a great morning on family vacations and then BOOM
Parents throw on Fox News

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

very talented, 14/10

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

SELF PROCLAIMED "FREE THINKERS" WHEN THE WAITER BRINGS OUT SOMEONE'S SIZZLING FAJITAS AT CHILI'S