Mika Muhlenberg

I view the world differently than you do and I'm not sorry about that. I live my life with a burning passion and my favorite color is yellow.

[Don’s Counting Tips @DJTCountingTips]

Just another example of the failed weather policy of this administration. #MittStormTips #Sandy

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What's this? Twitter? I never use Twitter.

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http://t.co/wv8rnTlz face update

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"Maybe if I turn my phone off and back on I'll have a text message.......... maybe not."

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Today, this little guy came back to live with his mommy. It was one of the happiest days of my life.

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I've been patiently waiting for answers for my entertainment.

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I don't know a lot of people who can successfully rock a Coach purse and a Led Zeppelin tee. But I can. #classyswag #stillashamedaboutow ...

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WHAT THE HELL IS SO HARD ABOUT "NO I DON'T WANT ONIONS ON MY FUCKING BURGER"???????

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Women are so confusing, one minute they're making you breakfast and the next, eating your soul.

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"Please tell me you did not just barf in the bong........"

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"Y'all are the STD of drinking games."

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I always end up at Walmart at bizarre hours.

[Southern Problems @SouthernProblem]

It's been a long hot summer and we should've been together.

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"Is this that new dubstep singer Adele?"

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@thatgirl_keri Thank youuuu! haha

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"I'll have the hashbrowns. I'll have the hashbrowns all the way. Wait, where are the hasbrowns? What the hell am I saying??"

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mac-n-cheese like a boss.

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When a 13-year-old boy asks you for a back rub...... uhhhhhh 0.o

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People surprise you every day.