Mikayla

Producer • Alchemist • I tweet approximately 2 times a year

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

The Great Mouse Detective is the best Sherlock Holmes movie. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

@worldofcurio And YEAH I’m not afraid to admit that she has a huge dumper!!! Unlike some cowards on this site!!!

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

One time my husband got drunk on beers and said in a super serious tone “remember tweety birds grandma?” So I think it’s pretty obvs why we’re together. 😌

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

@worldofcurio Believe what you want, but I know the truth. You were probably thinking about her insane dumper.

[CataleyaVi @CataleyaVi]

Me in RPGs👀

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

I’m sorry to do this, but it’s time everyone admitted that Smash Mouth had us all in an iron grip for the entire early ‘00s and they deserve our respect.

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

If you don’t like sourdough, grow up.

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

So when did you realize that the movie Howard the Duck was directly responsible for turning you into just a totally sick freak?

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

@daveweigel I filled my husband in on the whole saga and instantly regretted cursing him with the knowledge. Knowing about Chris Chan (before this) used to be a litmus test to recognize fellow freaks who have seen the underbelly proto-internet & didn’t look away 🙃🙃🙃

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

From now on I would like to be NICE and SOFT. I don’t care about being a smart & mean girl anymore! Just want an empty head and no responsibilities, like a dumb baby bird or a jellyfish maybe.

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

Ok so did a search thinking that they MUST have addressed it at some point on the journey to serious newz bois but nothing?? Why nobody talking about this? Do we have collective amnesia?? It’s a conspiracy!

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

hahah remember when vice used to have two terrible dudes be insanely racist and bully hot people with ‘do’s & dont’s’ ???

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

If you were also a 16 y/o girl (or anyone who wasn’t a yt coked out party dude) who has buried trauma from reading Vice in the early 00s you should entitled to financial compensation.

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

I have a note on my phone titled “bad tweets” and I think I’m going to start releasing them. If I have to live with this garbage in my brain so does everybody else!! 😤😤

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

Just a wanted to come on here and remind everyone that Dolly Parton exists & we have done nothing collectively as a society to deserve her.

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

This is apropos of nothing I just felt like it needed to be in my feed for the ✨vibes✨

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

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[Ephemeral Elegance @drapedinhistory]

A woman of the Chinese Imperial Court puts the final touches on her elaborate ensemble, circa late 19th Century. Via unknown.

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

@MandaKaits I would DOUBLE LIKE this if I could

[Mikayla @mikaylacarson]

@worldofcurio They seem really nice 🥺🥺🥺

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

When you were 11 did you hand-write 3 chapters of the first book of a planned trilogy and then completely forget about it until you discovered the notebook as an adult and were horrified or were you normal