mikayla parsons

I’m really looking forward to cracking up

[Jack Young @JackSYoung2]

Landed and stayed at JAX airport an extra hour to catch every second of that beatdown

I will NEVER take this stuff for granted, GO JAGS ♥️🐆🍻

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Philodendron White Princess 🌿

[J. Motoki @J_Motoki]

I was about to water my plants and then

[Juan A. Ramírez @itsNumberJuan]

I love touching base, circling back, checking in.... all of it

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What in the hell? https://t.co/KANYR0UHma

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The only way to react when someone lays on the horn a millisecond after it turns green @BS_NewYork

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Patrick comes into your home & opens your fridge... what's he eating?

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

People think they’re performing stand up when it’s time to write a Venmo description

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Every problem you have can be solved by forgetting about it completely

[Adam Travis @adamftravis]

FaceTiming everyone in my contact list from the bathtub, saying “you’ll never be me”, then hanging up

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

why do keep
people EMAILING me

[Flume @flumemusic]

Rushing Back - live from Red Rocks with @verabluemusic
https://t.co/KA2xnghPrN

[Pazuzu: The Real Pope @ThatPazuzu]

The Steak and Shake got closed down for health code violations now there's a candle light vigil

[mikayla parsons @mikaylaparsons]

@jacobsartorius @meggan66

[M @ekilhawa]

I didn’t realise how much I needed to see a panda eat bamboo until now

[hlaa @mimsdyyk]

Me after I’ve cleaned my room