moike bentzen 🐛

Towson University Alumnus, Bachelors in History, Deputy at the Baltimore County Register of Wills, Writer, Editor, Historian

[MJD @Baltimore_MJD]

Shout out to the crew at the Pat McAfee show for pressing Dan for his hypocrisy. Dude wants to play victim but every one sees through the bullshit.

[Roukshiesty🏆 @BeenHim16]

First off… I am ok.

My house was vandalized by bricks in Boston.

After My hands stopped shaking, I managed to call the sheriff, they were quick to respond.

My window is gone, the police asked Me if I knew who did it.

I said yes, it was Darius Garland

[Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_]

Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

warn your families...we're about to be blessed

THU 12/19 8pm: Browns @ Bengals
FRI 12/20 8pm: CFP 1st Rd game #1
SAT 12/21 noon: CFP 1st Rd game #2
SAT 12/21 1pm: Texans @ Chiefs
SAT 12/21 4pm: CFP 1st Rd game #3
SAT 12/21 4:30pm: Steelers @ Ravens
SAT 12/21 8pm: CFP 1st Rd game #4
SUN 12/22 Full Slate Week 16
MON 12/23 8pm: Saints @ Packers
WED 12/25 1pm: Chiefs @ Steelers
WED 12/25 4:30pm: Ravens @ Texans
THU 12/26 8pm: Seahawks @ Bears
SUN 12/29 Full Slate Week 17
MON 12/30 8pm: Lions @ 49ers (NFC Champ rematch)
TUE 12/31 7:30pm: CFP Quarterfinal #1
WED 1/1 1pm: CFP Quarterfinal #2
WED 1/1 5pm: CFP Quarterfinal #3
WED 1/1 8:45pm: CFP Quarterfinal #4
SUN 1/5 Full Slate Week 18
THU 1/9 7:30pm: CFP Semifinal #1
FRI 1/10 7:30pm: CFP Semifinal #2
SAT 1/11 Super Wild Card Weekend Day 1
SUN 1/12 Super Wild Card Weekend Day 2

[moike bentzen 🐛 @mike_bentzen]

@cbent94 the series is already over

[moike bentzen 🐛 @mike_bentzen]

bitch behavior

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

Travis Kelce told Justin Tucker he needed to move because their QB Patrick Mahomes had to warm up. So Kelce kicked his ball away and threw his helmet. 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tony Romo next weekend calling Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen:

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Wasn’t. Even. Close.

AP QB FIRST-PLACE VOTES
• Lamar Jackson: 45
• Dak Prescott: 2
• Brock Purdy: 2
• Josh Allen: 1

📸: @Ravens

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HISTORY: The 2023 Baltimore #Ravens won TEN games against teams over .500, that the most of all time in league history, per Pro Football Reference.

Wow🔥🔥🔥

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What the fuck is Jason Garrett doing on my TV. This is not right. There should've been an amber alert

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

10 Thanksgivings ago, Mike Tomlin ruined a Jacoby Jones kickoff return touchdown by blatantly standing in the field of play

No penalty was called, but the Ravens beat the Steelers anyway despite Tomlin’s actions

Tomlin was fined $100,000 for the incident

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

In case anyone’s wondering, nobody should want any of my smoke either.

[moike bentzen 🐛 @mike_bentzen]

this may be my favorite tweet ever

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund

[Jeff Zrebiec @jeffzrebiec]

More Dobbins: “I’m a guy who feels like if I’m on the field all the time, I can help this team win, and I wasn’t. It’s the playoffs. Why am I not out there? Twelve carries? It's the playoffs.”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NEW LOOK SPIDA 🕷

(via @wojespn)

[moike bentzen 🐛 @mike_bentzen]

oh fuck yes baby

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Cavs are trading Collin Sexton, Lauri Markkanen, Ochai Agbaji, three first-round picks and two pick swaps to the Jazz for Spida, per @ShamsCharania, @wojespn, @ChrisBHaynes

[moike bentzen 🐛 @mike_bentzen]

@cbent94 :/

[Dr. Aloysius Ibe @al_ibe1]

Finally graduated from Medical School!
How it started vs How it’s going: