Mike

[OneDayOnly.co.za @OneDayOnlycoza]

To celebrate 100% off for Cyber Monday, we're giving away 10 x R100 vouchers to shop! To enter all you have to do is: 1. RT and 2. make sure you're following. 🎉🎉🎉

[OneDayOnly.co.za @OneDayOnlycoza]

To celebrate 100% off, we're giving away 10 x R100 vouchers to shop! To enter all you have to do is: 1. RT and 2. make sure you're following.🎉🎉🎉

[Tom Eaton @TomEatonSA]

Temba Bavuma: a proper Test cricketer, quietly taking guard while all around him are losing their heads. https://t.co/c0mZ8A0JjV

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

I defy you to find a Wile E Coyote gif that isn't a metaphor for Brexit.

[Vusi Pikoli @VusiPikoli]

The Concourt judgement on SASSA is judicial expediency meant to avert a national catastrophe.The courts should not be put in this position.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Antonin Scalia, America's devout and colourful originalist-in-chief, was born #OnThisDay 1936 https://t.co/OYBHcwYJvA

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Our quote of the day is from the German-American poet, novelist, and short story writer Charles Bukowski

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

South Africa revokes ICC withdrawal after court ruling https://t.co/8N4F9tT7GJ

[Mike @mike_doo6]

Adam Sandler is the Iggy Azalea of the film industry.

[Mike @mike_doo6]

My kingdom for a working wifi router.

[Mike @mike_doo6]

George Orwell's '1984' - Sweet baby Jesus.

[Mike @mike_doo6]

I'm sick and tired of being tired and sick.

[Mike @mike_doo6]

You know that scene in 'Fight Club' where he literally beats himself up?

That's me when I hear a mosquito buzzing in a dark room.

[Mike @mike_doo6]

Actual knowledge on the subject at hand is apparently not a prerequisite for American students to try and answer a lecturer's question.

[Mike @mike_doo6]

InSomalia: Not being able to sleep due to a fear of pirates.

[Neill Lang @Langas_07]

Accompanying a selfie with an impressive quote does not a good picture make.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Parents should leave books lying around marked ‘forbidden’ if they want their children to read. – DORIS LESSING (1919-2013)

[Mike @mike_doo6]

@David_deGruch incredibly, he seems to be lacking confidence.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Sometimes I think we’re alone in the Universe and sometimes I think we’re not. In either case the idea is quite staggering. ARTHUR C CLARKE

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Admission to heaven is 90% based on spelling and grammar.