Mike Abrams

Unapologetic Rugged Individualist. 🇺🇸

[Mike Abrams @MikeAbrams3]

@Rob_Shenanigans Yeah he really doesn’t fit anywhere on this team now

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@johnkonrad @mercoglianos So really the Jones Act just needs an extremely nuanced adjustment? Something like a pressure relief valve when the US requirements are hampering the movement of goods too much?

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@AkronJackson @Clevta Alliteration with the word practice immediately plays Allen Iverson reels in my head. 😂

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@TheHoopCentral Injuries and Father Time

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@CLEsportsTalk Weird. Just an odd choice

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@WFNYCraig Super weird ending to his career. But 🤷‍♂️

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@Polymarket

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@PolymarketMoney Bullish on Gemini if this happens.

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@SirajAHashmi Why would you do this @jarvis_best ?

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@denniscamp @MikeDeWine They can’t. As much as I’d love for those things to happen, the math doesn’t math.

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@unusual_whales @grok What would be the likely consequences to the mayor should he attempt to follow through with this?

[levent @__alpoge__]

hello there the jacobian conjecture is false thanx to my close friend akhil for asking about it and my other close friend fable for working during the world cup final

((1+xy)^3 z + y^2 (1+xy) (4+3xy), y + 3 x (1+xy)^2 z + 3 x y^2 (4+3xy), 2 x - 3 x^2 y - x^3 z): \C^3\to \C^3, has jacobian determinant -2, and sends (0, 0, -1/4), (1, -3/2, 13/2), and (-1, 3/2, 13/2) to (-1/4, 0, 0)

[Mike Abrams @MikeAbrams3]

@Polymarket

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@epzilla @chesscom That’s not a chess reason. I just don’t like England.

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@epzilla @chesscom I say Argentina because they know how to properly cook a steak. 🥩

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@DispatchAlerts Don’t like either candidate. Terrible set of choices.

[fox8news @fox8news]

Health officials say lettuce is now the leading suspect in a parasite outbreak that has sickened thousands, including nearly 400 people in Ohio. https://t.co/sMinM4QIsf

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Tips to avoid the parasite going around: replace all your fresh produce with donuts because they would never.

[Mike Abrams @MikeAbrams3]

@epzilla Small slices of cherry Ts better than needing to buy Dude Wipes in bulk!

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@KwikTrip In Ohio we say the same thing about Kwik Trip.