Michael Baker

I am Groot

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@Republicans I thought these things were rigged? what happened?

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@Alfred001100 @TheOmniLiberal that’s not how federal disaster funds work you fucking dork

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@RepJackKimble that’s not how the government works. the supreme court *literally* has as much power as the president does. that’s what checks and balances are. also, for a representative, you’re horrifically bad with grammar. it’s “their”, not “they’re”, you stupid fuck

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

is someone going to tell him what it actually takes to ratify an amendment or are we just going to hear whining for the next week

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Congress should start TODAY to work on ending expensive and unfair to our Country, Birthright Citizenship.

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

erling haaland might actually be the greatest athlete on the planet

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@RichardOcelot @adriiiian26 what kryptonian ship? every kryptonian ship in that movie was destroyed by the end. world engine destroyed, the pod superman came to earth on destroyed the big ship that held the world engine, and the one buried in the ice was destroyed by superman right before that

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

kenzie’s a freak and melanie’s a bitch. vote them both off

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

olive garden, watch ur back

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

my stomach is a bottomless pit for pasta

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@buckadeath the pathway where the bird needs to get into trees to eat bugs. it needs a long tongue and subsequently needs a larger storage area for the tongue

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

if 20 tomcat sticky traps don’t manage to catch the mouse that’s been terrorizing my apartment, I’m going to cry and then sue them

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

how did they convince daniel dae kim to speak korean for an entire tv series

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@boogarteen @carolinekwan 💀

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

my theory was correct because resetting my advertising ID removed those other linked accounts from my device. this is lazy programming and your automated flagging system makes it worse

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

update to this. @Uber @Uber_support, your system is clustering advertising IDs together and assigning them to individual devices. my theory was that partial IDs were being used, and after resetting my ad IDs, I got back into my account. this is a huge flaw and needs to be fixed

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

I pay for Uber One and this is how I get treated? I should charge back the last month of pay and switch over to a competitor. @Uber @Uber_Support, your support system is a joke

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@_6signxxx money

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@blackjack_god @HustleBitch_ tell me you don’t know what a DUI is without telling me you don’t know what a DUI is

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@reonerra just the demo. they let you say *everything* and it’s alarmingly good at sounding things out

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

@Uber_Support this is a joke, right? you just copied and pasted what I’ve been receiving via email all night. is this how your support center functions? copy and pasting responses for a false flag? escalate this to someone who can actually think for themselves and have them respond to me

[Michael Baker @mikebaker137]

hi @Uber_Support, care to explain this? I’m not buying a new phone just to use Uber. I’ll switch to Doordash or Lyft