Michael DeZubiria

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@megynkelly Cant wait for trump to get back in office so he can prevent World War II. #facepalm

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@senatemajldr Sounds like someone’s still bitter about his failed 8-year mission to impeach President Obama 🤔

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@StephenKing Did you catch Trump’s three generals literally hanging their heads in shame?

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Odd that your tweet doesn’t say 2012? Keep bloviating, asshole

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump What what did you say?

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@StephenKing You write it I’ll buy it, my good man!!

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@cindymccain You are an American hero and so was your father. Thank you for everything you’re doing to bring back the honor that our country has lost under this President!

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

BRILLIANT

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

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[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@StephenKing Only three words are needed to fully encompass Donald Trump:
Utterly transparent fraud.

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@D_Copperfield Saw your show at the MGM Grand Saturday the 16th and it was AMAZING. I had seen your show there once before around 2011 (came onstage both times!) and it was better than ever this time. I’ve been a fan since I was a kid so both shows were a dream come true!

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@dpakman It depends on who commits the terrible acts. If it’s a white person, we wait forever until we “get all the facts,” and condemnation never comes. If it’s a non-white person, condemnation is swift and heavy.

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@davidpakmanshow I know why Trump/Kim Jong Un meeting should happen - so Trump can ask “Why haven’t you gotten rid of your nukes? You’re making me look like a fucking idiot.”

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@TeaPainUSA Years overdue.

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@TeaPainUSA I like “disgraced former President Trump” a little better.

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@megynkelly Appreciate your tact, Megyn, but we all know this is true.

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@jeffbigham @Airbnb Spot what? The wildly obvious security camera? Yes, I saw. How did you possibly miss it?

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@MollyJongFast Abraham Lincoln’s response when Stephen Douglas accused him of being two-faced:
“If I had two faces, do you think I’d wear this one?”

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@megynkelly Tell that to the guy who refused to bake the wedding cake.

[Michael DeZubiria @miked32]

@MittRomney Amen to that! I feel blessed just to have been able to have seen him speak.