Caveman

I tried to warn ya that I'm bad and I'm loose. I'm looser than a piece of low hangin fruit.

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Thanks for ruining outside for the whole fucking day canada 🤮

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Lmao work been crazy today. One of the concrete guys trucks caught on fire and burnt down and one of the homeowners is in the middle of a divorce bc his wife found 10k missing out the bank and he spent it on blow and hookers. Construction life is fun.

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

All the older people at work that have seen my scarification are like who tf is beelzebub?
Like their whole generation doesn't know bohemian rhapsody word for word.
"Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me for meee for meeeeee!!"

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Fresh scarification by Ian Bell.
If anyone needs work done I highly recommend him. He's been doing all of my work for the past 7 years.

Sigil of beelzebub.
Dm if you're curious what healing looks like. I'll post another Pic when its healed up and I dont have to wear saniderm.

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Drunk bicycle rides are my favorite thing

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

I do not want your lent menu. I have satanic sigils carved into my body protesting your disgusting religion.

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Finally paid my car off!!!

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

I weight 176 rn and last summer I was 155 😬 cant wait for bicycle rides this summer. Spent too much time on my motorcycle this past one.

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Kenzie has been dealing with me for two years now. Bless her soul

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Expresso martinis are hands down my favorite cocktail

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

I always hesitate buying myself new boots or clothes but when I see a tool on sale I can't help myself 😅

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

I need someone to go rock climbing with me weekly

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

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[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Kenz always makes sure im stocked with sweet tea and chocolate milk. Bless her soul 💜

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

It blows my mind when people get extremely mad about shit that has nothing to do with them or their life. Grow up. Mind yo business bitch

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

The Ukrainian painters gave me home made pierogis today and told me to be nice to them 😂

They know what's up. Feed the bully and he'll behave.

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

#borderlands4 has some killer graphics 🫠

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Got a real haircut for the first time since 6th grade

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

@sbwhat29 Lmao I went to high school w the one cop

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

Ayeee its been 4 years since I broke my jaw!

[Caveman @mikeeflanagan]

@Megantron500 Ill find the pic and send it to you 😂