Mike Gray

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@HomerPavlos That ain't 'a random Greek islander'...that's Popeye himself!

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@Simi_2210_ 19?

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@jim8oy66 You sir, are a born diplomat !

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@catturd2 She's far to tall to be a female British cop, they're normally 5 foot 0

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@SaP011 He's probably in Whitchapel by now

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@TheAliceSmith No, it's past that now, they see a win

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@AndreaEganGS @IfindRetards here's your winner mate

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@EssexPR @TalkTV @TVKev @SamaramGill Actually, that's a good point, surely someone who's been done for child porn, has some sort of restrictions when it comes to social media? After what hes done, surely he isn't allowed back on?

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@yordle_sam @beckytaylorgill The thing on the edge? You made need to get your eyes tested, that's ice melting with light reflecting off it, wanker

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@ELGAZZ @benonwine Then move the lot, don't duplicate it

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@EssexPR Who votes?....they do

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@garybhoy32 I found out I had stage 3 Colon cancer as I heard two technicians on the scan talking about it.....then didn't speak to anyone for a month, good old Lewisham

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@ExiledBriton Waylaid mate, not quite yet lost

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@ScottyMadd2000 @britspatriots @irishpatriot91 The copper just managed to move himself backwards! Brilliant

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@TomPaisley90 I'm not sure how that can be true, it's all very well saying theyll implement Marshall law, but who is going to uphold it? The militaries of Europe aren't exactly flush with soldiers, going to use the police? Theyre now all little fat blokes or women, they don't stand a chance!

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@PolitlcsUK When you say a man hunt has been launched, we all know they aren't actually bothering to look.....

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@EpicClipVault Since joining X, the amount of species of animals I now want to somehow adopt, is getting larger and larger, Cheetahs and red pandas are at the very top!

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@Lost___London My step dad is Battersea born and bread (1943 birth) I'd imagine he played in that bombsite growing up!

[Mike Gray @mikegray2005]

@GBNEWS @MichelleDewbs So that's who he was, I had to switch off as he was such an entitled bastard, I was in danger of throwing something at my TV!