Michael Langlands

Wings, beers, sports

[Michael Langlands @mikelanglands]

I love @kpriehsy so much

[Michael Langlands @mikelanglands]

@tigers So we have to spend $20/month for the tigers and a separate $20/month to finish the redwings season on fanduel? Insane..

[💫 @tigersslab]

yes those 3 right there officer

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has fired the official White House scale after it displayed “fat fuck.” Trump claims it was a Deep State scale planted by Barack Hussein Obama.

[Michael Langlands @mikelanglands]

@andydirks12 @tigers I would love to go. I’ll even wear my lucky underwear to start a big winning streak!

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*catches breath*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

when you see a fed agent run over a US citizen

[Eazy @SpeakEZsports_]

This song on Frank’s highlight hits waaaay different now. Gonna miss you big man @KNARFWONGAR

[Michael Langlands @mikelanglands]

@TONYxTWO 2008 Detroit Lions

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

WALK IT OFF EL MAGO 🪄

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Republicans ready to invoke the 25th amendment for Biden but make it Trump

[Dr. Crud (smells great) @RaptorBreath]

chicago style hotdog: pope edition

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

The first American pope is from Chicago.

Da Pope!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

How do Trump's campaign promises stack up against his first 100 days? Cover your eyes...

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

Overheard: “William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.”

[nick @nick__xo]

had to cop a knicks jersey after that one!! phew! mad respect!

[Michael Langlands @mikelanglands]

@AndyDirks12 @tigers Great night for a @tigers W! We would love to go!

[blashdril @blashdril]

How much did the Knicks lose by?

[Theo Jaffee @theojaffee]

Hmm today I will re-read the Declaration of Independence